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sweet sarah magic hands

bounce less, drink more

About Me

all you need to know is that i party like a ROCKSTAR!

My Interests

cake - being drunk a tron - traveling - taking bubble baths - fabreezing my clothes instead of washing them - sex on the beaches - camping at the beach - chain smoking - using my garbage disposal - wyndam - driving with the windows rolled down and the music turned up - arts and crafts - throwing sausages at people (yeah its kinda like that) - editing my interests on myspace - stealing furniture from the goodwill drop off - grunions - jumping in puddles while its raining HARD - my kitten, igby - wearing other peoples clothing - rollin fatty joints - pacifiers - teals tits - personal music videos - fresh flowers - unemployment - mr bic - scrapbooking - door knob sex - topless nature walks - thrift store shopping - rum and slurpees - and jamin to the cool beats of the bohemian love nest

I'd like to meet:

colored people.

Music:

ani difranco - the beatles - ben folds five - bikini kill - bree sharp - bright eyes - cake - cat stevens - counting crows - the cure - dandy warhols - death cab for cutie - decemberists - the doors - dresden dolls - eels - elliot smith - the faint - fiona apple - foo fighters - the flaming lips - incubus - jack johnson - janis joplin - james taylor - jem - justin tranter - johnny cash - le tigre - letters to cleo - lisa loeb - marilyn manson - modest mouse - nirvana - oasis - a perfect circle - placebo - the police - postal service - prodigy - q and not u - rem - red hot chili peppers - rilo kiley - rufus wainwright - scissor sisters - smashing pumpkins - the smiths - the streets - sublime - telepopmusik - third eye blind - tracy chapman - the verve - violent femmes - the weakerthans - ween - weezer - and my new favorite band - nicktealandsarah if you havent heard them on the radio try to download thier new hit single "rolling in my room" im sure it will be number 1 on the billboards soon enough

Movies:

latter days - hedwig and the angry inch

girl interupted - pitch black - princess bride

teenage mutnat ninja turtles II - party monster

fight club - harold and maude

gia - rocky horror - igby goes down

home at the end of the world - the newsies

the wizard of oz - dagon - the sandlot

and my all time favorite: sarah does the gaza strip

Heroes:

my best gurl

capezio

boy in green jacket

cummings

the fake greek

gucci

the glamorous nazi

My Blog

this is me... blogging.

this is me... blogging. i love my dearest doodeykins. he wears a green jacket and loves me more than you do. btw, im really drunk.
Posted by sweet sarah magic hands on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hussy twins for life

my roomate is trying to seduce me... i dont know what to do!!! any suggestions? yowza
Posted by sweet sarah magic hands on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

can you put some ecstasy in mine?

i made a cake today. but i fell asleep before i had time to take it out of the oven. i woke up to the smell of charred chocolate cake. i suppose ive lost my culinary touch... or maybe this just isn...
Posted by sweet sarah magic hands on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

im just a hobo from la mesa

sometimes i think ill be like this forever. things just got BAD and i dont think i can fix them. all i want is to curl up in bed and have someone hold me. i dont think its going to happen.
Posted by sweet sarah magic hands on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a little drunk, but seeing things clearly

i had such a wonderful night tonight... for no apparent reason. me and thomas were totally on the same page, and completely anti-social, in a very social kind of way. talking to andrew on the way ...
Posted by sweet sarah magic hands on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

feel the love

capezio, cummings, gucci, i love you guys! thats all i have to say about that.
Posted by sweet sarah magic hands on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the greatest story ever told

wild child lori sucks my balls the way they like to be sucked. her flowing strawberry blonde hair all over my legs as she devours that massive member between my thighs. for an instant i feel the erot...
Posted by sweet sarah magic hands on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

do it because you love me.

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Desc...
Posted by sweet sarah magic hands on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

top that shit

newest bright idea: if someone sends you a message, even if you know them, send one back. its the polite thing to do, and it makes me happy.
Posted by sweet sarah magic hands on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

been to court lately?

in the last malamony trial, held at 9056 apt. b in la mesa california, teal and sarah were charged with 12 counts of contempt. the sentence was murder. please pray for teal and sarah as they face thi...
Posted by sweet sarah magic hands on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST