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matty

i am a bum loving pirate.. and smokin pole is what i am all about.

About Me

i am a cook, i belong in an nut house, i drink to much,

My Interests

SKIING!!!!! and sometimes i can fit drinking in there somewhere,

I'd like to meet:

ashlee simpson, so i can kick her in the throat

Music:

B-I-O-M-E-C-C-A word

Movies:

The Big L

Television:

FUCK TV!!

Books:

Lamb by christopher moore and anything that will keep me locked in.

Heroes:

my pops, squeak. any of you who know him will agree with me. the gay men that like to circle jerk all over my face. and i really admire anyone who seeks what they please weather that be powder or whiskey just reach for the sky, because you never know, one time you might be able to gab it.