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Adam

birtweiser

About Me

Well, let's see here. You can tell I like to read, I'm sure...and that I dig the tunes, and that I play guitar. Obviously I'm a fan of the cinema too. What else? I enjoy writing, and the theater...and so forth. I'm a compulsive gym-goer. Really, just hit me up on AIM at "birtweiser" if you want the true scoop (and who doesn't?!?)
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Adam
Birthday: 1.12.81
Birthplace: same place everyone's born...a cervix
Current Location: In front of a computer
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Lamentably, blonde
Height: 5' 10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, for everything, that I know of ;) Oh, actually, I catch a baseball with my left hand...had to learn that one when I was a kid...couldn't keep taking off my mitt to throw, now could I? That would look mighty silly :)
Your Heritage: Simian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Clogs...today was my audition for Riverdance

Your Weakness: Kryptonite, chocolate, and a few other things.
Your Fears: Failure, bugs...the usual.
Your Perfect Pizza: Round. With pepperoni, green peppers, mushrooms, onions...
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Rock legend.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Cogito ergo sum...?
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Uh oh...who's that stud? What about that one?!"
Your Best Physical Feature: My refractive index...definitely my refractive index
Your Bedtime: Hopefully, sometime before my alarm goes off. Between 11 and 1, later on weekends.
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't fucking know. Honestly.
Pepsi or Coke: Either with Southern Comfort, or JD.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Subway
Single or Group Dates: whatever
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: How does this question reveal anything about my character?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate...I thought I made that clear.
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: only from my nostrils...like a dragon
Do you Swear: like a sailor
Do you Sing: I'm pretty sure there's a law against this
Do you Shower Daily: yup
Have you Been in Love: yup
Do you want to go to College: again? I guess...who's paying?
Do you want to get Married: if it's right.
Do you belive in yourself: Clearly, I exist.
Do you get Motion Sickness: In cars and planes, sometimes...on the Tilt-o-Whirl, sometimes. I almost yarfed watching The Blair Witch Project, and not just because it wasn't scary.
Do you think you are Attractive: If nothing else, I have a measure of gravity.
Are you a Health Freak: Basically.
Do you get along with your Parents: My folks rock.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Aye.
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar, and skin flute.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I'm drunk right now.
In the past month have you Smoked: Only pole.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nothing illegal.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Sure...and I made your mom pay for dinner (wow lame joke).
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yar.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Who eats the box?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ...After I made your mom pay for dinner (wow more lame joke)
In the past month have you been on Stage: Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio! Actually no, I haven't.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nah.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I'm too mature to jab at tax-and-spend democrats here :-P
Ever been Drunk: See above.
Ever been called a Tease: "My momma always said it was better to be a slut than a tease."
Ever been Beaten up: Aye.
Ever Shoplifted: Grapes?
How do you want to Die: Mid-orgasm.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Rock legend.
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Whatever
Favourite Hair Color: Whatever
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: ohhh...5' 6" - 6' 2"
Weight: ohhh...135 - 180
Best Clothing Style: ?
Number of Drugs I have taken: Illegal drugs? 1, that I know of.
Number of CDs I own: 1 or more...I dunno...200?
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Some, but I also value what I've learned.
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My Interests

Chilling with my family and friends =), thinking, writing, reading, exercising, music, gitfiddlin', cinema, art, photography, theater, science, philosophy, nature!
Oh, and clean socks.

I'd like to meet:

My soul-mate...damn.Besides my soul-mate? Lots of people. Socrates...and...Jesus. Einstein too...the list is long!

Music:

Hip-hop with morally repugnant lyrical content, Swedish death metal, Shostakovich.

Movies:

Does internet pornography count?

Television:

The Simpsons, Arrested Development, MythBusters, Iron Chef, Desperate Housewives, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Good Eats, Man vs. Wild

Books:

Luckily, I got into rehab just before this habit killed me (have you ever driven while reading?). Now I'm on the "making amends" step. It's like...step 11 of 12, I think. So, sorry to anyone I've ever ignored for a book.

Heroes:

This seems like an awfully silly thing to keep.