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* The Good * The Bad * & The Rest * by uwishyoucould
* BASICS *
Name?: Kenny
Age?: 46 (but feel 21)
Height?: 5'8"
Weight?: I'm not tellin
Hair Color?: salt n pepper
Eye Color?: blue
Piercings?: yep
Tattoos?: yep
Right or left handed?: right
Shoe size?: 9
What are you wearing right now?: sleep pants n t-shirt
What are you listening to right now?: tv
What are you feeling right now?: excited my son n his 2 friends are here for the weekend
What are you eating/ drinking right now?: mt. dew
* FAMILY STUFF *
How many siblings?: 3 sisters
Parents still together?: hell no
Is your family close?: very close
Do you have a drunk uncle?: yep
Do you have any nieces or nephews?: lots
* FAVORITES *
Color?: black n blue (just not me)
Number?: 3
Food?: mexican
Candy bar?: snickers
Song?: freebird
Show?: CSI anything
Band?: Kiss, 38-special, Great White
Animal?: dog
Outfit?: 501's n t-shirt
Radio Station?: Kber, KLZX
Movie?: anything with Clint Eastwood
Shoes?: hikers
Cartoon?: garfield
Drink?: water
Soda?: mt. dew or mr. pibb
Holiday?: halloween
Season?: fall
Time of day?: noon
Perfume/Cologne?: musk
Bad word?: F**k
Phrase?: F**k it
Website?: lots of them
* BEDROOM/SLEEPING HABITS *
What size is your bed?: king
What color sheets do you have?: tan
What color are the walls?: green
What color carpet do you have?: pink
How many pillows?: 8
Do you have a TV in there?: nope
Do you have an alarm clock?: yep
What do you usually sleep in?: sleep pants
Do you sleep with any stuffed animals?: nope
Share your room with anyone?: yep
Are you a deep sleeper?: sometimes
Do you snore?: only when I'm really tired
* LOVE * KISSING * SEX *
Have you ever been in love?: yep
Remember your first love?: yep
Believe in soul mates?: yep
Believe in love at first sight?: yep
How many people have you told you loved them?: lots
When you say you love someone do you always mean it?: yep
How often do you like to have sex?: Duh, I'm a guy
Is sex a top priority?: Duh, I'm a guy
Can you live without sex?: HELL NO!!!
How often do you get drunk and have wild and crazy sex with a stranger?: 5th amendment
How do you feel about one night stands?: 5th amendment
What's your favorite position?: 5th amendment
Have you ever watched porn?: 5th amendment
Have you ever made porn?: nope
Have ya ever had sex for money?: nope
Sex at work?: 5th amendment
Sex at school?: nope
Are ya still gonna have sex at 70?: Duh, I'm a guy
Does size matter?: nope
Have you ever faked an orgasm?: nope
Asked a friend for relationship advice?: yep
Had a friend steal a bf/gf?: nope
Dated your best friend's ex?: yep, but they weren't serious
Have ya ever had sex in public?: 5th amendment
Have you ever dated a teacher?: nope
Have ya ever dated a boss?: nope
* HAVE YOU EVER *
Mooned anyone?: yep
Been to a foreign country?: yep
Broken a bone?: yep
Gotten a speeding ticket?: Duh, I'm a guy
Done jail time?: Duh I'm a guy
Stolen anything?: not in a very long time
Been on TV?: nope
Been on radio?: yep
Been to a concert?: Hell yeah
Been in a mosh pit?: Hell yeah
Broken the law?: no comment
Swallowed a tooth, cap, or filling?: nope
Gotten into a fist fight?: Duh, I'm a guy
Laughed so hard you pissed yourself?: nope
Gone skinny dipping?: yep
Been to a rodeo?: yep
Been on a talkshow?: nope
Been on a gameshow?: nope
Been on an airplane?: nope
Gone skydiving?: nope
Been on a firetruck?: nope
Been so drunk you didn't know your name?: yep
Smoked?: yep
Drank?: yep
Had your tonsils out?: yep
Gone to camp?: yep
Been on a roller coaster?: yep
Been in the ocean?: nope
Carried a weapon?: yep
Done drugs?: not in a very long time
* THIS N THAT *
Coffee or tea?: coffee
Doughnuts or bagels?: bagels
Heaven or hell?: I didn't know I had a choice
Day or night?: night
Rain or snow?: rain
Make love or have sex?: F**K
Hamburgers or hot dogs?: hamburgers
Rap or rock?: Rock
Swiss or American cheese?: both
Silver or gold?: silver
Sweet or sour?: sweet
Winter or summer?: summer
Cd's or tapes?: cd's
Backrub or foot massage?: backrub
Pens or pencils?: pens
Letters or email?: email
Ford or Chevy?: Chevy of course
Radio or TV?: radio
Candles or incense?: incense
Chocolate or vanilla?: choc
Shower or bath?: shower
Harleys or crotch rockets?: Harleys of course
Love or money?: money
Single or group dates?: single
* LAST PERSON *
To call you?: my son
You called?: my mom
To IM you?: my daughter
Email you?: my buddy jeffroe
You hung out with?: my kids n their friends
Last person you kissed?: wanda
Last person you told you loved?: my son
Last person to piss you off?: my a**hole boss
Last person to make you laugh?: my son n his friends
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