Interesting things heard (out of context)
"So how was the restaurant?"
"I'll say it in French, it was magnifico!"
(That's Italian, just in case you didn't notice.)
Well, you didn't have a prick in your face today.
I don't like the black ones.
I like the medium brown ones
Maybe it has Olestra in it.
You know about Olestra, right?
It gives you the squirts.
Okay, okay. If the guy has a half-way decent looking face, which one of these would look best?
Oh, yeah. He looks much better holding that pen, rather than being stabbed by it.
He was screaming bloody murder, "I'm gonna hang your little goose"!
M'am, if you're gonna to use a tarp to cover your windshield when you're driving, at least please use a clear one.
We can go by the Baptist Book Store and pick you up a communion cup.
They're disposable.
I've been reading a lot of women writers lately. They know how to handle elephants better.
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Today's fortune cookie wisdom
07/20/2007
All troubles you have can pass away
very quickly
3, 27, 46, 2, 20, 11
07/19/2007
Love is a present that can be
given every single day you live
4, 12, 22, 27, 29, 35
07/12/2007
Don't give up.
The best is yet to come
19 20 26 34 46 16
8 11 12 21 37 8 6 0
06/08/2007
Promote literacy. Buy a box
of fortune cookies today
1 8 26 29 44 12
2 20 21 28 34 7 3 9
06/05/2007
Generocity and perfection are your
everlasting goals
6 20 33 35 37 38
05/22/2007
You are a bundle of energy, always on the go
1 40 39 20 11 9
05/04/2007
Your goal will be reached very soon
21 38 44 29 37 12
04/24/2007
Listen carefully to complaints. They
contain valuable information.
19 21 39 42 46 49