-It's official. I'm playing Swing Life Away at graduation.
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- It's Holcomb. Seriously. No one calls me by my first name.
- Not even my mom.
- But that's because she can't remember it.
-My favorite thing in the entire world is cranking up the tunes and rocking out.
-Air guitar really is an artform.
-It bothers me when people complain about smokers. It's understandable to complain about smoking inside, but complaining about them in general is fucking retarded.
-Yes, I am always wearing that hat. In fact, sometimes I wouldn't mind if it was sewn to my head. Then I wouldn't have to worry about losing it.
-Straight-edge kids piss me off. They're not doing anything special. They're just following the law.
-I'm a sucker for fishnet and too much eyeliner .
-I hate pencils that don't sharpen straight.
-Yeah, that's right. I like Good Charlotte. Hate on me for it.
-I believe that Bob Ross was the second coming of Jesus.
- Out here in the field, I fight for my meals!
Boom, now it's stuck in your head.
-The drummer yelling in the background of "Why Don't You Get A Job?" makes me happy.
-When I say "lol" over the internet, it does not mean I'm laughing out loud. It means I'm quietly chuckling to myself...Or it means "I don't care what you have to say. Leave me alone."
-(The above does not apply to Emily DeLoach.)
-I think this is the most beautiful thing in the world.
-I find an odd enjoyment in dicussing end-of-the-world theories.
-"The Secret" is stupid. That's right. I said it. It's a hoax.
-Sometimes I like to swap my top friends around for no apparent reason other than to see if people will notice.
-Hackie Sack should be a sport.
-And so should naked locker room shower soccer, for that matter.
-I am a grammar nazi.
-I know what "superman that ho" really means, and I find it unbelievably hilarious when oblivious white kids dance to that song.
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