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alana.. DOrk!!

Today I am giving out lollipops and ass whoopings and I'm all out of lollipops

About Me

I like passionpop.. yes fish eggs and all.. it's my drink of choice, I like being carried around everywhere, I love my friends like a fat kid loves cake... they are the most beautiful people I know. I love belting out the tunes and dressing up.. oh and I love going hung over to pie in the sky... there always to the left for some reason...those damn bicycle riders. Oh yes... I love drinking, and especially going to live music gigs. I laugh alot ... and say alot of stupid things. I am very messy.. but i am trying to learn to be neat but I also think mess is a form of expression. I don't mix my foods and this year the first time I realised that custard could be drunk cold. I enjoy drinking pints of beer especially vb and I am addicted to any reality tv show ... the biggest loser, laguna beach, the real world you name it I love it. I am not a team sports kind of person all my friends will tell you... the pressure of letting down a team makes me crack!!! I want to own my own mexican walking fish and one of my aims in life is to eat a donut king family meal. I work with food and sometimes it drives me insane!! Alot of people think I'm quiet when they first meet me but little do they know... I am going to go travelling next year which I am very excited about oh... and if I ever win lotto I am going to start my own bar called the mulla bar that has a mechanical bull in the middle, alot of alcohol, a kebab stand on the inside and the people that work there have to have mullets... (that one is for you Rach!!) it would be so grand!! But most of all I love my berowra boozehags... "When your in jail, a friend will be trying to bail you out. A close friend will be in the cell next to you saying "Damn that was fun!"

My Interests

Drinking, Hanging out with friends, Going to music gigs and Dancing around like a fool

I'd like to meet:

Napoleon Dynamite....

Music:

i love love love music.... basically anything but rnb

Heroes:

Anyone that can finish a donut king family meal is my hero........ My aim in life is to be like you!!!