You say it’s your BIRTHDAY? |
Why do we celebrate birthdays? We only have one birth day. This is the 51st anniversary of my birth. I didn't ask to be born. I really had no control over it. Should I be the one celebrating it?...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Oct 2008 07:01:00 GMT |
Catch Me Now Im Falling |
America is falling apart. Where are the foreign countries that we have bailed out over the years?
Where are the rock stars having telethons to raise money to help us?
Where are the Hollywood celebriti...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 16:57:00 GMT |
Dead Mail |
A morbid thought occured to me today. When everyone in the current generation grows old and starts dying we will leave behind our e-mail addresses, websites, my space and facebook pages, etc.&nbs...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 13:15:00 GMT |
Following your dream....could be a nightmare |
"Follow your dreams"
The most over used American slogan ever created. Marketing geniuses probably thought it up. They figured that if we keep chasing a dream we will continue to be disappointed and ge...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 12:11:00 GMT |
Happy Fathers Day |
Nothing says Happy Fathers Day better than getting a card from my daughter that said -
"Thank you for making me creative"
That made my day...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 16:48:00 GMT |
Happy? Memorial Day |
Happy Memorial Day? Kind of a conflict in terms. Today we celebrate the loss of thousands of Americans who lost their lives in wars. War. We hate it, but lets face it, it's a part of human nature. War...
Posted by on Mon, 26 May 2008 05:59:00 GMT |
So, how long have you been doing comedy? |
So, it's Sunday, in April and it's freaking cold outside. When is global warming going to start? I am bored out of my mind today. I must be bored. Why else would I be doing this?
I noticed, ...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 11:50:00 GMT |
100 years out of work |
I heard John McCain say we may be in Iraq for 100 years. Nice job John. Way to win votes. Obama is pulling all the troops out the day he is elected and will put them all back in if Al Queda shows up. ...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 13:35:00 GMT |
Happy 23rd Birthday Cynthia |
Happy 23
It was an unseasonably warm day on February 18th of 1985
The day my life took on a new sense of meaning
It was the middle of the night when I took that drive
Followed by hours of pushin...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 17:57:00 GMT |
MALL HELL |
I just got back from wandering aimlessly around the Smithhaven Mall out here in glorious bumf*ck Suffolk County.
Here are some observations:
I went to the rest room and as I was washing my hands I sa...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 15:01:00 GMT |
