Chris Ferrari - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm Chris Ferrari. and i bet you'll never meet another person like me.
i wanna be a writer. a published writer. im working on it.
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-Oscar Wilde
Everything popular is wrong.
-Oscar Wilde
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
-George Carlin
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
-George Carlin
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
-George Carlin
Opinion has caused more trouble on this little earth than plagues or earthquakes.
-Voltaire
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.
-Voltaire
IM me. sn= jimmyMEjules
You Are 100% New Jersey!

Wow, you're totally Jersey. There's no doubt about it. Congratulations, and always be proud to be Jersey--it's a great thing to be!
How New Jersey Are You?
Make Your Own Quiz

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We prey as wolves among the sheep and slit the necks of soldiers while they sleep.

My Interests

Brigantine has my heart

Here, in no particular order, sentence fragments of things that interest me...
Oceans. pictures. books. movies. surfboards. good beer. cabernet. champagne. fires. good people. being with steff mchugh. good friends. writing. reading. thinking. talking. walking. music. artsy. independent. quotes. the little things. shore homes. parties. worn holes in jeans. sam adams. creativity. perspective. listening. transcendentalists. yogi. nice city. buffalo anything. out-of-the-box. unconventional. inspiration. classic literature. satire. realization. subconscious.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone yo, westside. IM ME! sn= jimmymejules

Movies:

some of the movies i like alot include=
pulp fiction,

the neverending story,

donnie darko,

orange county,

goodfellas,

chasing amy,

saw,

Hero,

Snatch,

Syriana,

Idiocracy,

American Beauty,

a clockwork orange,

shawshank redemption,

Reservoir Dogs

Monty Python and the Holy Grail,

Pan's Labyrinth

The Lost Boys

Breakfast at Tiffany's

Finding Neverland

monty python's The Life of Brian,
11:14,
i speedway junky,
big fish,
history of the world part 1,
blazing saddles, the fox and the hound

Television:

Family Guy, MythBusters, cool Shows like "i shouldnt be alive" and "How it's Made" i dont really watch alot of tv

Books:

diary of a madman, the illustrated man, every sherlock holmes ever, gullivers travels,

Heroes:

Kevin Smith

Ray Bradbury

Bob Marley

Quentin Tarantino

My Blog

Anatomy of a Survey

"the breakdown of myspace surveys"by Chris Ferrari Surveys. Are they really just random questions to keep ourselves occupied? or is there something deeper to them? Most Surveys are designed for shy or...
Posted by Chris Ferrari on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 05:07:00 PST

another list of things i hate about myspace people

well alright.. another "chris hates the people on myspace" rantso,as of right now, my myspace friend count is 279.and its broken up like this.Bands, Artist, character, and entertainment Myspaces...
Posted by Chris Ferrari on Sat, 19 May 2007 10:49:00 PST

chris ferrari's research

so, i do alotta research in my spare time, cause i like to know things, ya know. i thought id share some things i find interesting with my friends who also like to know things. so, im posting the thin...
Posted by Chris Ferrari on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 12:42:00 PST

chris presents random boring things again

a list of random things about myself 1. As of right now, 11:02 PM on Thursday, April 27th, i've been trying to watch a movie for the past week. lol, but whatever its fine, its fine. 2. one of my favor...
Posted by Chris Ferrari on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 10:43:00 PST

99 facts of Chris

1. My middle name is Lawrence.2. me and my mom are only 17 years apart.3. i'm not too fond of caffeine4. i daydream ALOT5. i hate liars6. i try not to let things get to me7. my friends mean the world ...
Posted by Chris Ferrari on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

quotes of the millenium

These are quotes from real life, haha some are funny, some are dumb, i just like them all enough for me to put it in a blog, so yea, bitches. "i was looking for you guys all over and i couldnt find yo...
Posted by Chris Ferrari on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 07:37:00 PST

dear god

Dear God or God-like figure, i pray that you help me out with this thing thats going on. i mean, look around this place. YOU OWE ME. if u dont help out soon, the devils got a new errand boy. i saw thi...
Posted by Chris Ferrari on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 01:31:00 PST

the scavenger hunt list!!!

1.) A piece of wood with at least one nail in it 2.) A cat (dead or alive) 3.) An interesting lawn ornament 4.) A green trash can lid 5.) An empty alcohol bottle 6.)&nbs...
Posted by Chris Ferrari on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

damn yo

Your Inner Gangsta by crash_and_burnWhat is yo name?Yo gangsta name beShazam, the ManYou ride around in aNeon Pink H2 HummerYo gangThe Meatloaf PummelersYo shoes beFuzzy slippersYo dubs be dis big, fo...
Posted by Chris Ferrari on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the fill out thingy

read me...fill me out 1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. Do you have a crush on me?5. Would you kiss me?6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.7. Describe me ...
Posted by Chris Ferrari on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST