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About Me

i made this...
i'm unhealthily self-conscious. i'm embarrassingly messy. i am easily entertained but not easily impressed. i'm proud to be an arkansan. i miss kabob. i often lack common sense. i'm a late bloomer. i'm a libra trapped in a scorpio's body. i've been a bridesmaid five times. i can only whistle one note. i wish i was more empathetic. i question the grammar of the previous sentence. i over-analyze. i'm not an artist. i believe that man is five, the devil is six, and GOD is seven. i never brush my hair. i'm not afraid to use your toothbrush. i love living alone. i love being tall. i don't WANT a tan! i'm usually fighting the urge to say something inappropriate. i laugh at everything. i like myself.
life goals:
speak spanish fluently
play drums in a ccr cover band
be a mom
own a rock house
see the northern lights
become an astrophysicist be a call-in expert on science friday
own an antler chandelier
attend a demolition derby ACHIEVED!
have my own darkroom
beat sonic WITH all the chaos emeralds
wastes of my time:
shoelaces
daily showers
making the bed
haters
things that can always cheer me up:
car dancing
banana baby food
dad jokes
puppies
dick in a box
automatic car wash
LOLCATS!
the jackson 5
america's funniest videos montages
words i like:
betwixt
dusky
tamp
calliope
litigant
viscous
this sums up my motivation.

My Interests

absurdity, anticipation, bezier curves, bones, boogiein', coffee, crossword puzzles, deer, diet coke, double a$$ world, dreams, dr. mario, efficiency, family, junking, keyboard shortcuts, karaoke, kissing, the library, licking the bowl, the mafia, math, netflix, outer space, spacing out, pink, portmanteaux, puns, reading, rummy, scandal, sharpies, sincerityirony, spanish, sudoku, tetris, this american life

I'd like to meet:

my rare bird

Music:

beck, the darkness, mates of state, minus the bear, modest mouse, pixies, queen, the shins, smashing pumpkins, super furry animals, tenacious d, weezer, yeah yeah yeahs...and i like most anything touched by pharrell or timbaland

lately: ratatat, tom petty

Movies:

pulp fiction, pulp fiction, pulp fiction, tarantino, wes anderson, p.t. anderson, christopher guest, coen brothers, david lynch, documentaries, anything 70s, anything mafia.

most recently: the man who shot liberty valance, the happening, delicatessen

Television:

sopranos, the office-bbc, arrested development, ali g, freaks and geeks, springer, the real world, my super sweet sixteen, COPS, any sketch comedy, stand-up, or dating show. i'd watch days if i had tivo.

Books:

harry pooter, nonfiction, true crime, books upon which movies have been based, books with well designed covers

currently reading: zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance

Heroes:

jesus and karen o

My Blog

no gene, that is NOT what you said.

Have you ever taken a shower with another person?Why was your last relationship ended? SSDDWhen was the last time you got in trouble with the law? i haven'tWhat were you doing 15 minutes ago? driving ...
Posted by holly on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 10:04:00 PST

i’m in no shape for disharmony

1. If you were to kill a man, horror movie style, which kitchen utensil would you use? a corn on the cob, i know it's not a utensil2. Did you ever swallow a coin? no3. What was the worst gift you've e...
Posted by holly on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 06:49:00 PST

overheard in...

i guess i've matured too fast.what the hell, did they get a pony?! oooooh, i hate you!your enthusiasm and skills for movie searching is unrivaled.backwards is hard! daila daila is failing failing.ever...
Posted by holly on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:51:00 PST

by keith

hahahahha YES!...
Posted by holly on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 06:15:00 PST

you drive us wild, well drive you crazy

chris' surprise camping beeday was a chair burnin, ghost ridin, cake floatin, baby birdin good time. pics and videos ah flickah. thank you friends....
Posted by holly on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 06:26:00 PST

here’s to the boone’s and the tri-state adventures of daila, holly, and billy

the reception we delivered to (coordinated by todd) had AT LEAST five bars, two stages, a fleet of golf carts to carry guests and workers, outdoor air conditioning, a fake moon, and i got lost when i ...
Posted by holly on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 08:55:00 PST

let er rip, tater chip!

some of the things i want do this year:try to find the gurdon lightvisit gracelandbet on the horse with the funniest name at oaklawngo to silver dollar city for the first timevisit kabob in calivisit ...
Posted by holly on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:17:00 PST

to andrew

thank you for being respectfulthank you for your enthusiasmthank you for EARNING my trustthank you for humoring methank you for your spontaneitythank you for teaching me to golfthank you for giving th...
Posted by holly on Sun, 04 May 2008 08:43:00 PST

how i will get rich, or, holly’s favorite/best idea so far

UPPER:DOWNERit's a can of drank split down the middle. the upper side is marked with units of time. drink this much to stay awake for one hour, this much for two, etc. the downer side has something to...
Posted by holly on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 08:12:00 PST

once something dies you cant make it live

- grey gardens just shot to my top of the pops favorite movies of all time list. i think i will watch it at least once or twice more before netflix gets it back- don't dance while you're curling your ...
Posted by holly on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 09:59:00 PST