MOVING TO THE PHILLIPPINES |
Friends and Family!I have some exciting news. After a long deliberation, and an extensive negotiation, I have accepted a writing job in THE PHILLIPPINES.I will be moving to the resort town of Cebu, Ph... Posted by on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 21:38:00 GMT |
The Little Differences In Berlin |
Bodies are skinnierClouds are closer to the groundShowers are smallerForests are thickerGirls are more conservativeBabies are more prevalentRules are followed moreSpeed limits are fasterHairuts are mo... Posted by on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 09:28:00 GMT |
Plant Suicide Watch |
After four years, my bamboo plants have reached a major suicide watch. I started four years ago with maybe 12-15 bambbo stalks, you know, about a foot and a half, maybe two feet or so with the leaves,... Posted by on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 13:59:00 GMT |
Speak your mind |
"Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that mind don't matter and the people that matter don't mind."- Collie from the Real World (and probably someone else who's smarter) Posted by on Sun, 20 May 2007 16:09:00 GMT |
Gambling...with my life. |
This job is killing me. Perhaps....Last night at the casino, I was threatened by a player. 'This ain't no game. I can catch you on the outskirts'. I had called the floorman in regards to his incessent... Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:39:00 GMT |
The next month |
It happens. Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 00:51:00 GMT |
Cut off my arms and make me stand naked |
I'm sick. I'm so infuriated right now. How could they do this? I've been robbed of my privacy. Of my individuality. Of my pride. I have a balcony. I have a view of the city. And its a nice balcony. It... Posted by on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 13:57:00 GMT |
This week on the show.... |
Reruns. Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 23:31:00 GMT |
Resolutions of 2005 and 2006 |
New Year's Resolutions. I will drink more wine. I will not take politics too seriously. I will splurge on nice things when needed. Treat when needed as always needed. I will put out on the first date,... Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 19:37:00 GMT |
When I blow up... |
I will make changes. I will buy a robot. I will take time to read literature, or at least interesting articles in the LA Weekly. I will not tolerate ex-friends. I will splurge on Itunes song when I ca... Posted by on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 00:09:00 GMT |