Teit Recycles and you should too! ♺

I am a superhero trapped in a human body!
I descent from the vikings and my blood-line directly connected with "Svend Tveskæg" the greatest viking of all time. I skate and snowboard as much as possible.
Contrary to common perception, North America was not discovered by Columbus! Canada & America was indeed discovered by a Viking named "Leif den Lykkelige"(Leif the Joyous) in 1000 AC. He named New Foundland "Wineland" and as his brother Thorvald was struck by an arrow in battle with the natives he died in Wineland and is the first known European buried in the "New World".
I spend most of my time in Orange County which is probably the worst place to skate that I have ever spent more that 24 hours, but the weather is nice. Furthermore Orange County is possibly the place on Earth that most clearly illustrates how lower intelligence is proportionate with bigger fake boobs.
I design shoes for a living and design skateparks for fun, I have designed a few in Denmark and consulted on a schoolyard in Norway. Designing skateparks is usually fun at first but later in the project budget-cuts and other BS comes into play and this makes me a little sad. I dream of doing a skatepark where I have total creative freedom along with a decent budget. 2 of my latest projects are being built in DK this summer and I can't wait to see them.
So here are some of the things that I greatly despise about the US:
The shower-heads sit too low, the vacuum-cleaners are designed so you can't vacuum under anything(coffee-table, bed etc.).
The electrical sockets are retarded too, the power-cords can fall/slide out and there is no on/off switch so unless you wanna leave everything on "stand-by" you have to pull the plug out. In Germany they could shut down one whole nuclear power-plant if nobody ever left anything on stand-by, this makes me wonder how many power-plants could be shut down in the US since this is by far the country on earth with highest power-usage per capita.
The houses are made of poo(plaster/dry-wall) so you can always hear you neighbor screwing or listening to whiny, wack music like James Blunt -boohoo! YES! -I am a Dane, and complaining about shit is my national trade -this is indeed how Denmark became the best country on earth(not counting the weather). My complaint-list goes on:
What's the deal with the lifted trucks, just turning the ignition would make me feel retarded. Also, the refund value on bottles and cans should be at least 25 cents so people would actually try to recycle -I mean, come on, who gives a fuck about 5 cents? Another thing: What the fuck is up with having that thick carpet in the bathroom of brand new million dollar houses?
I also have a website which I have not updated since I got on Myspace: doggah.com
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