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Cyborg Bill

I'll do it properly when I have some money

About Me

This day is the day
That we rise or we fall
This night is the night
That we win or lose all
This time is the time
That we wait for a while
This year is the year
That we wait with a smileIf you call, I will follow
If you show me, I can toe the lineNow that you're here
You can show me the way
Now that you're here
We can try make it pay
While you were gone
It was hard, it was cold
While you were gone
I was tired, I was oldIf you call, I will follow
If you show me, I can toe the line

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet Dizzee RascalI stay sweet as a nut, sweet like Tropicana,
When I hammer in your head splits like banana
Your not ready for this girl,
You better send your best soldiers, 'cos this is Captain Rascal!
More destructive and troublesome than ever,
I'll probably be doing this, probably forever,
Fellas wanna stop me don't probably come together,
Its probable they'll stop me, probably never,
You Topman, Topman, hard toppa toppa,
Come to me with an attitude, come a cropper,
I'm old school like Happy Shopper,
I fight old school, bring your bat and your chopper,
And a First Aid Kit, and some antiseptic, this could get hectic,
I'm a done accept it, you got a bright future,
Dont let my shit affect it!
Dizzee Rascal. Most vain person ever.

Music:

Some favourites:Nick Drake
Belle & Sebastian
Ben Taylor
Bert Jansch
Biffy Clyro
David Bowie
Donovan
Fairport Convention
Incubus
Israel Kamakawiwo'ole
James Taylor
Jeff Buckley
Joseph Arthur
Lifehouse
Paul Simon
Pentangle
The Incredible String Band
The Shins
Spandau Ballet
Steeleye Span
The Strawbs
Sublime
Tomita
Tristan Prettyman
Wet Wet Wet
Xavier Rudd

My Blog

Don't think twice, it's alright.

Today I'm quite bored. I didn't get called into work, so I've been playing guitar and I went over to my Nan's to help her turn on her television; she had turned it off at the wall and forgot.Anyway, w...
Posted by Cyborg Bill on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 07:49:00 PST

Happiest day of my life.

On Sunday I was invited to Sam & Jon's wedding reception. This was undoubtedly the happiest day of their lives.But it was also trés happy for me because not only did I get to stay in a nice hotel ...
Posted by Cyborg Bill on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 02:33:00 PST

Unemployment.

Nooo I haven't started listening to that diabolical Kaiser Chiefs record again, I'm simply bored.Bored because, you see, I have no job.Now, I'm not one for admitting that I got sacked because my car w...
Posted by Cyborg Bill on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 01:49:00 PST

Adam, you are Balanced-brained...

I did an online test, and this was the result:"That means you are able to draw on the strengths of both the right and left hemispheres of your brain, depending upon a given situation. "When you need t...
Posted by Cyborg Bill on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 05:19:00 PST

LESBIANS!

Now I've got your attention, Timmy, I can inform you that I caught you doing what you love best the other day!That's right, I caught you hanging out with your friend Miss Ostrich-head and thinking abo...
Posted by Cyborg Bill on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 04:27:00 PST

Oh deary deary me...

Today the lovely Colin and I gave Porno Pete £200..."What for?" You may ask.Well now, we gave him those two hundred pounds because we need a rally car, and his car fit the bill.A stunning, 1987 VW Gol...
Posted by Cyborg Bill on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 02:49:00 PST

Once I start...

... I just can't stop.So, this evening Cheesy and I decided to take the plastic wheel arch trims off and see if there's any rust underneath. There was.So we started by scraping it all off with a wire ...
Posted by Cyborg Bill on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 03:37:00 PST

Choppage

Oooh. Okay so I'm hopefully doing this banger rally thing and Rob and I want an old Merc W123. So I chopped some, and because of my boredom I'm posting them on here. If you can be bothered, which you ...
Posted by Cyborg Bill on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 06:18:00 PST

I have...

... a blocked nose and a headache :-(It's my day off today. I got up at half 12 and have been sat around doing nothing since then. I wish I'd started de-rusting the Golf like I planned but never mind....
Posted by Cyborg Bill on Sat, 20 May 2006 08:17:00 PST

So sweet

Now we all know that I hate poetry. But when my Sister told me she'd written a poem about me, I couldn't resist slapping it on here.So here it is: Adam is a shit head, Used to spend his day in bed. Si...
Posted by Cyborg Bill on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 12:23:00 PST