WELCOME TO CALIFORNIA CHRONICLE XXX
THE WEST COAST PARTY BEGINS HERE!!
SEX * BUDZ * ROCK n ROLL
SMOKING that DANK ASS CALI WEED with THE HOTTEST SEXIEST GIRLS...... Every stoners dream and we are bringing it all right to you!! Los Angeles is the New Amsterdam!!
CALIFORNIA CHRONICLE XXX
“California Knows How to Partyâ€
THE PARTY STARTS ...HERE!!! SEX * BUDZ * ROCK n ROLL 4 EVER!
We are Stoners who want to bring the party all over the world11
“REMEMBERING OUR HISTORYâ€
Do you remember the very first time you got HIGH?
Where you were? Who you were with? The music that was playing on the ……record player? Or 8 track? wait No…no …tape deck? or maybe it was an Ipod or MP3 player.....damn technology ....I am getting old; who am I fooling, back to the thought… Yes remember if you can. Was it a joint, a pipe, maybe a corncob pipe or the almighty BONG!!???Do you remember the first time you took that hit? Of course you do and I do and everybody (almost everybody) remembers because if you are reading this then that seemingly innocent hit changed your life forever. From that point forward you were aware of a substance that could not only alter your state of consciousness but make you feel better than you ever had before, make food taste awesome, make stupidity hilarious and allow you to have deep intellectual thoughts and conversations about things you know nothing about.
Do you remember feeling that you had been told a secret, and given the keys to another world, allowed into the secret society that almost every musician, artist, actor and visionary belonged to (the naivette of ignorance would soon disappear).
“Straight people don’t know what you’re aboutâ€
......from Black Sabbath – Sweet Leaf: an anthem that spoke so directly and honestly to all of “US†who were believers. By these lyric written by Ozzy Osbourne, we can only deduct that Ozzy wasn’t always a blithering idiot and in fact with a message so direct, resonating to generations, he may have been a divine messenger. Sweet Leaf, Pot, Weed, Bud, Green, Grass, Refer, Mota, Chewy, Yesca or marijuana became a daily ritual that you looked forward to with loyalty and religious fervor. It became the center of your daily life, and everything revolved around the bong sessions or smoke outs. Everything! And you did it everyday or every chance you could.
“DEDICATED TO THE CAUSEâ€
Back then it wasn’t prescribed to you. It couldn’t have been, it was illegal. Taboo!! Yet almost everyone you knew did it. And most of us did it again and again. Why? Because WE LOVE TO GET HIGH! Plain and simple. Now along the way some would drop the daily ritual and only occasionally participate, or be weekend warriors still a believer but trying to blend in or just a closet toker now. We understand the pressure to conform can be overwhelming. Some of us didn’t have that choice though. Once committed there was no turning back.
Here at California Chronicle XXX WE ARE STONERS Till WE DIE!! Prescription or not, legal or not. It’s what we do and always have done…
Being able to walk into a store and buy OG KUSH, P.O.W, Head Goo, Train wreck is nothing short of fucking awesome.But it’s about time …right? I don’t have to keep saving for that self imposed exile to Amsterdam that I have been planning ever since I first went to jail oh so many years ago. Medical Marijuana (technically there really is no such thing) or the dispensing of High Grade Indica or Sativa, for terminally ill or those who suffer from chronic pain and for any number of vague medical ailments, is definitely a step closer to actual freedom.. A big step. And let’s be honest it’s a stress free way to purchase bud and keep the party going. You don’t have to worry about arrests or getting ripped off or robbed. The dispensary is reliable and safe. BUT we would be getting high either way. Legal or not. C’mon. You know it and I know it.
California Chronicle XXX will proudly admit “It’s all about the partyâ€, the celebration of life and it always will. So we will let the MDs and qualified experts keep doing what they do and we thank them. And we support the movement to legalize 100%. and we will let the uptight, high tone elite hemp enthusiasts …. Ummm …..aaa ……. um make rope? In the meantime, we are going to…
P * A * R * T * Y, like we always do!!
“THE RECIPEâ€
POT + PORN = PEACE
Take some Dank ass bud, fire it up, Play some cool music and mix a whole lot of Sexy Stoned Porn stars and Hot Girls. Give it our own twist of attitude and defiance and put it all into a magazine for like minded people. It could even be considered the portable guide book into the stoners world of partying “So Cali styleâ€. It can help any square, nerd, dork, shy, reclusive sped transform and re assimilate as a party loving, sexy participant in the biggest party of them all … LIFE!! Care to join us….. You never know unless you try so come on by any of the events listed. Introduce yourself and we will get high together (and who knows what else) and you will remind me of what the hell I started writing about at the top and where we know each other from ….. Oh yeah back to the party we call life …So from all of us here at CALIFORNIA CHRONICLE XXX - Welcome and enjoy our attempt to “chronicle†the party (or should I say Parties) We are based in Los Angeles but we will be expanding our circulation throughout the state very soon. If you see an event we are sponsoring or that we are attending make sure you find us and take us up on our offer to get high or you can get us high, we won’t say no! And every Labor Day weekend we will SEE YOU AT BURNING MAN!!
Wow!! .... It’s 4:20 already so roll up a fatty, load and rip a bong cause we are cleared for take off …………. LATER Days !!!!!!
A Quote that may or may not inspire you from the mind of a Great Poet(?) and a party animal ~ Jim Morrison of the Doors !! (Who is still alive in self proclaimed exile ...I'll give you my theory soon!!)
.......hitting your head with the cold sudden fury of a divine messenger, Let me tell you about heartache and the loss of God, wandering wandering through hopeless night. Out here on the perimeter there are no stars....Out here we is STONED.....Immaculate!
James Douglas Morrison
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