My name is Mike Ives. I was half-raised in Chapel Hill, North Carolina. I love UNC Tarheel basketball. Raised the other half in Fairbanks, Alaska. Went to good old West Valley. Kept it trealler than treal. Tried to go to college for a year after WV. It worked out about as good as the Kevin Federline CD turned out (I've actually never even heard it....but you can just imagine, right?!?!). I joined the US Coast Guard and had a blast doing mad fun stuff with a crap ton of mad cool people. Finally made it back to Alaska where I am currently going to school at UAF to become a paramedic. Fun stuff. Otherwise.......my family lives in Fairbanks and they are the best. Got some friends who do ill things. Got some friends who don't. I watch movies that I laugh histerically to, and that my parents say are "sooooo dumb". That's how I know they are good. If I had to pick one animal to be, it would be the perigrine falcon....without a doubt. I think Royce Gracie is the man. And Micheal Jordan. And Roy Jones Jr. I still listen to rap music from back when it was good. Nas said, "Hip-Hop is dead." Maybe not yet....but all these clowns are definitely putting a serious beatdown on it. I've got mad jokes. I love to party and I love to go to church. Mull that one over.Beeyahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
