Someone down to earth, low maintenance, laid back, funny, enjoys deep conversation as well as random conversation, and can go toe-to-toe with me in a round of Soul Calibur. :P
The BBQ (Big Book of Quotes)
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?" - Chris Rock
"Last night, I was eating Fruity Pebbles with P. Diddy." - Dude in a Britney Spears video
"Hand her a sweater, a razor, and a dashboard confessional album, and tell her it's over" - Helix Eternal
"I am at work fighting the terrorist scourge, by installing network printers and microsoft update patches, but at least I like my job." - Drew Bartlett
"You know, humans have spent millions of years evolving just to sit here, drink coffee, and eat toast." - Drew Bartlett
"Are you gonna eat that?" - John Topolewski
"Trust is a shining jewel encrusted in stone, it is also a blunt object used to cave in your allies unsuspecting skulls, trust is indeed a shining jewel." - John Topolewski
"I think I know, but I know I'm wrong. I just hope I know." - John Topolewski
"If I had lived in the 16th century, I wouldn't have to sign your yearbook." - Matt Pfaff
"Unless you have polio or the body of a frail old woman, you shouldn't act like you just got a haymaker to the face by E. Holyfield." - fichens, YouTube comment