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Wishbear

I am here for Friends

About Me

Hello! my name is Wishbear! LOL! I'm so nervous about typing about myself that I can't cuntwol myself! I luv laughing at jokes and funny things. I like cuddly things such as puppies and kittens and I WEAALLY luv cake! YUMMY! I want some cake right now! Cake is the awesomest!I live in a place called Care-a-lot which is nice. It's cloudy and sunny all day at the SAME TIME! isn't that cool! I have a cloud car which wocks! I get mad honey's with it! Real honey that is. I drive it to the store and buy honey among other things, like cake mix. What? did you think I meant girls? EW! Girls are so icky! Haha! Just kidding! I'm a big joker doncha know! I like girls but I hate their cooties! EW! I don't wanna get cooties!I work as the CEO of the Wishing department at Carebear Industries here in Care-a-lot! I just got the job not too long ago either! Yup! Hard work pays off!My hobbies include: Wishing, making wihes come true, glowing, cuddling, eating cake, sleeping in bed all day, collecting firearms, looking cute and sweet and baking cake! Yummy! I like cake, ecspecially german chocolate! YUM!I'm here for fwiends mainly. If you want to be my fwiend drop me a line!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Tenderheart Bear, my "boss". I never see him because he's always "too busy". what a jerk! I work my tail off for that guy for 15 years and the least he could do is come out and say hi every once in a while. Screw him. One day I'm going to own this place! But I'm rambling again! HEHEHE! I do that sometimes! I'm sooo talkative! :)I would also like to meet Strawberry Shortcake. MMMM! Cake! I wonder if she'll make me a cake! That would be soooo awesome!I would like to meet Charleton Heston. I've sent my application in to the NRA a few years ago and I haven't heard from them yet. Maybe he knows why my membership hasn't been approved yet.

My Blog

The Care-a Lot mall!

For those of you who don't live in Care-a-Lot we have a mall. Not just any mall but the BIGGEST MALL IN THE UNIVERSE! Yippee! Seriously, you go to any other place in the universe and you will not find...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 19:13:00 GMT

Lazytown! Those song stealing thieves!

I put a new song in my profile. A song that I wrote in the 90's! Those people at LOSERtown stole it! What's up with that?! I had a band around '93. It was me on vocals and accordian, Good-luck on th...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 10:32:00 GMT

Cwazy dweam!

Last night I dreamt that I was kidnapped by space pirates that had a ship made out of cornbread. They told me to polish all of the stars in the sky with windex or else they'll blow up my microwav...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 20:26:00 GMT

I'm BACK!

Sorry I haven't been around that much. I was in the hospital because I OD'ed on cake and was in a coma. Doctor Bear says I have a problem. I say he's full of it! He's the one with the proble...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 17:25:00 GMT

CHRISTMAS!

OH YEAH! Time for PRESENTS!Lets's see here  From Nick.*tear tear tear*YES! A glock 33! I can hide this under my carseat! Schweet!Next one is from Grumpy *tear tear tear*Alright! A bottle of super...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 05:19:00 GMT

Going to the park!

Yeah! Company Picnic time! It will be held at the park today and it will be fun fun FUN! We'll toss a frisbee, play croquet, shoot air rifles and other fun stuff! The best part is there will be plenty...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 15:32:00 GMT

I like to dance

Dancing is fun! It puts me in the wishinest mood! I can do the Robot, The mash potato, the aligator, the twist, the tango, the gorilla, the pizza maker, the windmill, the monkey, the stage dive and ma...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 10:17:00 GMT

My movie!

Well it's been out for awhile now but I've asked to talk about it. I have MILLIONS of fans you know. Tee HEE! Anyway, I had a great time making it! It was so much fun! My favorite part: The catering! ...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 16:17:00 GMT

More cake! More CAKE NOW!

*CHOMP!* *CHOMP!* YUMMY! I want TONS OF CAKE now! I have A cake but that isn't enough. I must have at least a dump truck full of the stuff to satisfy me! I want CAKE! CAKE! CAKE! two hours later... Ug...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 17:52:00 GMT

I like to glow!

One of my favorite pasttimes is glowing inthe DARK! It's totally cool! I like glowing because then you can see me when there is no light! It makes me happy that you can see me. I wish you could glow t...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 15:49:00 GMT