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Ryan

I am here for Friends

About Me

And it's always in the back of my mind, wherever the place, whenever the time/even in College Park after dark I'm a get that sunshineWe are the cyclistsANDY GELL ON TV!Duke sucksIt's weird to me that Avril Lavigne is like 42 years old and still sings songs like these. Also, she can't dance. However, she is a slammin' hottie and should be appreciated as such.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Nancy O'Dell. Emmanuelle Chriqui. Famke Janssen. Julianne Hough. Kym Johnson. Cheryl Burke. Samantha Harris. Kelly Monaco. Quinn Morgendorfer. Sophie Monk. Anne Heche (as a lesbian). Ashley Judd. Roger Lodge. Neve Campbell. Carrie Underwood. Amanda Beard. Jane Jetson. Roslyn Sanchez. Courteney Cox. Teresa Palmer. Kristy Swanson. Maria Menounos. Brooke Langton. Anne Hathaway. Evangeline Lily. Sarah Michelle Gellar. Jennifer Love Hewitt. Morgan Fairchild. Leslie Mann. Demi Moore. Lucy Liu. Lisa Ling. Christina Applegate. Victoria Principle. Alyson Hanigan. Cobie Smulder. Alessandra Ambrosio. Karolyn Kurkova. Gisele Bundchen. Adriana Lima. Daniela. Petra Nemcova. Cindy Crawford. Cathy Ireland. Rachel Hunter. Brigitte Wilson-Sampras. Kasja Bergqvist. Chevy Chase. Diedrich Bader. Jules Asner. Gary Larson. Tara Reid. Paris Hilton. Carmen Electra. Marisa Tomei. Poppy Montgomery. Lindsay Lohan. Carrie Tollefson. Tiffany McWilliams. Dave Chappelle. Stacy Keibler. Wayne Brady. Bob Barker. Kate Beckinsale. James Bond. Scarlett Johansson. Joe Rogan. Monica Potter. Claire Forlani. Amanda Bynes. Elisha Cuthbert. Emilie de Ravin. Jamie Sale. Naomi Watts. Sophia Loren. Kaley Cuoco. Emily Procter. Khandi Alexander. Eva La Rue. Marg Helgenberger. Bridget Moynahan. Mohini Bhardwaj. Michelle Trachtenberg. Liz Hurley. Jane Seymour. Rachel Leigh Cook. Kelly Carlson. Sanaa Lathan. Sarah Chalke. Maryam D'abo. Olivia D'abo. Sofia Vergara. Kelly Hu. Leah Remini. Jaime Murray.

My Blog

Columbia Triathlon 2008

The following is my week-after-the-fact race report from the 2008 Columbia Triathlon. As the long history below explains, this is a race that I love/hate. I don't feel like I've ever raced up to my po...
Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 05:48:00 GMT

March Madness

Now you’re giving me (giving me) nothing but shattered dreams (shattered dreams)...In order for one’s bubble to be burst, so to speak, one must first be on the bubble. The Terps were nowhe...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 07:25:00 GMT

Thongs and Rubbers

While reading the Sydney Morning Herald over the last few days, I was reminded that just because it's English doesn't mean that we're saying the same thing.  Here are a few of my favorite headlin...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 07:39:00 GMT

End of the Season

Note: This is actually pretty boring, after I just read it.  I just have to write it down because that's step numero uno in setting/achieving goals, and the more times I see it written the better...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 19:06:00 GMT

End of an Era

After a long and successful run in professional cycling, the Discovery Channel Team (formerly US Postal, and the team that has won 8 of the last 9 Tours de France) will cease to exist at the end of th...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 21:12:00 GMT

A Tour For the Books

Let's see, where do I even start? I began watching the Tour for real when OLN (now VS) started airing it live everyday in 2001.  At this point Lance was heading towards victory 3 and it was much ...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 19:24:00 GMT

Melancholy and the Infinite Sadness

Doping happens everyday and we tend to only hear about it at one time of year, and most of the time just in one sport.  People cheat to get a leg up on their competition, or just to keep up in a ...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 20:05:00 GMT

Plagiarism

So I'm plagiarising this article, received by me from Andy via his mom.  Really worthwhile story, and nice to see a shoutout to Steve Prefontaine. By DAVE ANDERSONSports of The TimesJuly 12, 2007...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 10:53:00 GMT

Return of the Mack

This is a super important blog, probably the most significant thing I've ever written.  Today was the best day ever. I stroll into Royal Farms with the goal of buying a bottle of water.  Lit...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 13:44:00 GMT

A Monster Memorial Day

So most of my friends were out of town this weekend, and the rest I really didn't hear from.  Paired with the fact I was not going back to NJ for the first Memorial Day ever and it was the perfec...
Posted by on Mon, 28 May 2007 17:43:00 GMT