Music, men, and booze. Lots of other stuff, too, but that's my top 3. I'm as well-rounded as they come.
Freaky ass bitches capable of self-deprecation. It's not that serious, fuckers.
As I get older (and I'm reminded by my crackhead co-workers that I look 45), I truly become more appreciative of the light-hearted shit in life. I just want to have some fucking fun with good people by my side to enjoy the dumb shit.
Give me pop or feed me to a group of bears with blue balls. Not that I'd mind the latter.
Aside from THE pop, I have much love and admiration for... alt-country, indie pop, shoegaze, post-punk, electronic, stupid ass rap songs (and those are in great abundance), tragic jazz bitches, and on and on and on.
I'd list a few of my favorites, but I played that one out. All one needs to know is Madonna is everything that the rest of us aren't. Pretty simple, eh?Actually, fuck that. I'm over the bitch. It's now all about Cher. While I hate her music/live shows, she's a cool bitch. Cher if you dare!
I'm a picky whore when it comes to this shit. So picky I love White Chicks. But for real, I prefer the eccentric. Gore, animation, and beautiful cinematography is fantastic as long as good/great dialogue is involved. Give me conversation over impressive computer trickery. Probably why I'd give Woody Allen head. Eh, not really. I'd rather suck on Soon-Yi's rotten asshole.
I only have cable because of VH1 and E!. Yeah, I'm vapid. I love those hangover days where I waste 4 hours watching Girls Next Door marathons. Used to be Matlock in college. Thank god I've matured.
I'm not about to list a bunch of books I read 3+ years ago. My attention span is shot!
Ellen Degeneres. And that shit is the truth. Hate on me now!