hi, i'm a regular guy. well, i used to be a regular guy. i've never really been the same after that accident at work. no one likes me and i have no friends. I mean theres Little George, we never got along but since he's growing out of my neck we've come to a mutual understanding. if there's anyone out there please be my friend, i swear that the chemicals seeping off my body are fairly harmless. If your skin starts to peel and your eyeballs fall out then you have a problem.
