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Hey
My name is alan
I'm 19
I'm real.
I'm different.
I like a lot of stuff.
I can be anything from really nice to extremely mean.
I like girls. :-p
I'm not a player though.
well, some people think im a player, but im really not.
I have good intentions.
I'm loyal and true.
If its worth it, I'll pursue it with all my heart.
I've never cheated on someone.
I've never been slapped.
Like many other human beings, I have hurt people's feelings in the past.
but they exist not without my remorse.
I like seeing effort. I like feeling effort.
I notice the little things.
I can be anything from friendly laid back to super-energetic.
I'm outgoing.
I take love seriously.
I hate being lied to.
even if the truth hurts.
Its almost impossible to fool me.
I have a sharp mind.
I'm dareful if its worth it.
I'll take risks if its worth it.
I hate stress.
I confront my fears.
I break rules when necessary.
I'm devoted.
I rarely give up.
I won't stop.
I like caring for others, and being cared for in return.
I like giving random massages.
Personal satisfaction is worth it.
I like knowing people I care about are safe.
I'm honest.
I like warmth.
I like spring.
cause my birthday is around that time haha.
Its april 21st.
I like presents.
I like meaningful presents even more.
I'm good with money.
I save and spend wisely.
I take revenge when needed.
I'm responsible with revenge.
I'm responsible with my actions.
I'm good with advice.
I'm good with understanding people.
I'll take my time to get to know you.
Sometimes I move fast, sometimes I move slow.
I can be shy sometimes.
I do not judge.
I'm generally very flexible with people.
I have a good memory.
But im really bad at remembering names.
I cherish memories.
I hate time and distance.
Sometimes I'll get very angry or mad at friends, but its only out of care.
I have had bad breakups.
some hateful stuff:
I hate fakes and mean girls.
people who treat girls like dirt.
people full of themselves.
murderers, stealers, betrayers, cheaters, backstabbers, "unwhiteful" liars, sinners.
I hate violence.
unless its light and kinky.
I'm a sex god.
Like a lot of people, I regret my first time.
I won't lie, I am kinky sometimes.
Sometimes im your bitch, sometimes im your master.
I'm STD free.
I have done crazy stupid things.
I've learned for the better.
I like dressing up.
I like cologne.
I love the sun.
I'm not religious.
That doesn't mean I'm against religious people.
I'm very random at times.
I bite my nails.
I'm trying to stop.
I'm full of ideas.
I'm good with my hands.
I think outside the box
I think two steps ahead
I notice a lot of a person's character
I'm a taurus and my rising is sagittarius. whatever that means.
When I'm really happy, I'm really happy.
I like joking around.
Cept not to a point where we forget what it is to be serious.
I do flirt.
I do tease at times.
I am seductive.
Occasionally, I'll play hard to get.
I like eating.
I like couches.
I like beds. :-p
I sometimes dress expensively, NOT to show off money, but to present an effort in looking good and not being a slob.
I will never judge you based on your wealth.
I spoil people sometimes.
I try to live a healthy life.
30 push ups, 15 chin ups every morning the moment I get out of bed.
(like seriously I'll roll out of bed and land on the ground to start 'em)
I will never break my promises.
If you're sad I'll say something funny to make you smile.
I like music A LOT.
Music inspires me.
I make my own music. Here are some: 1 , 2
I also make electronic music. Heres a sample: 1
I like listening to music with someone close.
I like taking pictures.
I have a photobucket. Here it is.
I like writing.
In my informal way at least.
I keep a webjournal. Here it is.
I dislike:
Annoying people
People who consistently follow you around and never take a break off it.
Trying to talk to dumb people.
Hearing someone stutter as they read shakespeare (yes, I've had to deal with it quite a few times).
People who spray your face when they talk to you.
People who call you and don't leave a voice mail, yet expect you to call them back.
People who think about money over friendships/relationships.
Hearing someone purposefully miss the urinal as you wash your hands.
The smell of diarrhea.
People who walk out of the bathroom without washing their hands.
People who don't pick up their dog's shit.
People who fart and then deny it.
Circus Clowns.
Departing customers who steal tips left on other tables.
People who stare at you blankly with their mouth open when you talk to them.
Teachers who teach from their desks.
People who hold their car horn down (..like it will help anyway?).
I love:
Playing the Piano.
Helping people.
Learning.
Life.
Popular Issues:
Joining groups:
If you know of a group thats so suitable to me or how i am, please message me about it.
If you're part of a group thats so suitable to me or how i am, please invite me to it.
I will NEVER join a group with "mollie is the best" or "alexander rocks."
Especially if you're the group "leader" who has sent me that request.
Personally, you're just so full of yourself if you do that.
Bulletins:
I hate it when I log on to myspace and first thing i see is a bulletin saying "heres my new pictures! comment them!" wtf?
I hhhhate when people think they're so good looking that they go out searching for a crowd to compliment them.
Just use bulletins for anything but to advertise yourself!
Screen names/IMing/Convos:
If I like you, you will get my screen name.
I might even just leave it in your comments.
Please dont be boring and use "nmu?"
Dont use the phrase "I don't know" with nothing after it. because if you do, you kill the conversation.
If you really don't know, just say "I don't know, BUT blablabla.."
I also h8 it wen ppl typ nline lik dis.
oR LikE tHiS.
