My name is Brian Jay Matson, I am in a relationship and i have a wonderful girlfriend. i am extremely easy to get along with, i hate hurting people's feelings. I can't hold a grudge unless i really just don't like you. I am learning to play the bag pipes. I don't like it when people are full of themselves when they have no reason to be. I like most people, i am out to make friends, not enemies. it makes me feel really bad when i have made someone mad.
The Really Long About Me Survey
by Darkwhispers
001. What is Your Name?
Brian
002. How old are you?
like 87 or 94...7 years old maybe
003. What is the link to your website, blog, or myspace?
www.hotgirlsonyourlapNOW.com
004. Where are you right at this moment?
Titty Bar
005. Choose 5 words to describe yourself
Short, Tall, Skinny, Fat, Bold
006. Do you smoke?
Only when I am running marathons
007. Do you drink?
Only when I am operating heavy machinery
008. Do you swear?
Sometimes at children
009. Do you have low self-esteem?
Whatchu think about my ass?
010. Do you get online a lot?
To look up porn and keep an eye on my stocks
011. Do you like taking pictures?
I always give them back
012. Do you like to have your picture taken?
Ahhhh I guess so
013. Would you ever date someone 5-10 yrs younger than you?
hell no!
014. Would you ever date someone 5-10 yrs older than you?
Absolutely!
015. Do you think you're weird or normal?
Im not like you thats for sure.
016. What do you like least about your body?
Shoes
017. What do you like most about your body?
X-ray Night Vision,pez dispenser
018. Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?
I did have offspring with a kangaroo...but we are married now
019. Do you prefer to hang out with one friend or a group of friends?
I usually hang out with Scottie Pipen and Micheal Jordan on Thursdays, The Seven Dwarfs after Sunday School
020. Who knows the most about you?
The Devil....sold my soul for unbreakable sea shells
021. Who do you trust the most with your secrets?
Abraham Lincoln
022. Name one person whose arms you feel safe in.
Tony The Tiger
Have you ever?
023. Been in love?
Depends...Have you?
024. Had your heart broken?
I don't have a heart
025. Spun until you were so dizzy you couldn't walk?
I've spun around until my heart stopped, then my brain went dead, now that im a vegetable I won't be able to learn from it
026. Screamed so much you lost your voice?
I opened my mouth to scream, but only cream of potato soup came out
027. Done something extremely unexpected?
I do what Im told
028. Been caught doing you weren't supposed to be doing?
You can't tell me what to do.
029. Been called a tease?
Never, Im straight forward, What do you want? How do you want it? its yours!
What what what?
030. What is your biggest fear?
Losing all my slippers
031. What was your scariest dream?
I have never slept.
032. What was your best dream?
Dreaming is for drug dealers.
033. What is your greatest strength?
Who gives a shit?
034. Do you have any bad habits?
Mother natures a slut
035. Do you think life has been good to you so far?
Its just begun
036. Do you have any piercings?
My Achilles Tendons
037. What does your underwear look like?
Find out for yourself
Which do you prefer?
038. Jeans or dress?
Bullet proof Vest
039. Pizza or pasta?
Vicks Vapor Rub
040. Rich or happy?
World Domination
041. Shower or bath?
Will you scrub my back?
042. Family or friends?The Hulk
043. Kiss or hug?
Both
044. Bright or dark room?
Disco Lights
045. Chocolate or vanilla?
Peanut Butter
046. Laugh out loud or chuckle quietly?
Laugh in your ears
047. Foreign movies....dubbed or subtitled?
Why the hell would I be watching a Foreign Movie? Porn?
Lastly?
048. Last furry thing you touched?
Porcupine
049. Song you listened to?
Hungry Hungry Hippos
050. Last person you talked to on the phone today?
Courage the Cowardly Dog
051. Watched on TV?
News
052. Compliment you received?
You have good taste in refrigerators
More random thoughts...
053. What are your first thoughts waking up?
Is my clock wrong?
054. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
I eat crayons
055. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Knees
056. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
Wanna make love?
057. Most memorable experience with a friend?
Escaping a golf course pursuit
058. Do you believe in soulmates?
Checkmate
059. Do you think that it's possible your heart doesn't give you a choice with whom it falls in love?
My heart listens to what I say, or I won't let it pump blood into my vains
060. What is something about you that people would be surprised to know?
SUPRISE!!!! I have a potato garden
061. What is one thing you've learned about yourself in the last year or so?
I don't even exist.
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