Uhtred the PitLord - ProfilesArchive

About Me

gentle storm ... thundering silence... inferior force ... uncontrolled calm vital unlike ...logic/chaos/logic...the tone of which his birth ascend the beat that of a heart descend... repeating in the infinite an insight made it clear... order stormed the surface where chaos set norm... had there always been balance? ...surely not therein lies the beauty...it was solid yet everchanging... it was different... yet the same... so I starve myself for energy...the song around his soul will bend... the notes that in this hole will melt... crawl out of science... a dreamland if you dear... disorder clawed the boundaries...we're ordered to stand clear... was it always different... ...never the same?... therein lies the beauty...as there were no witnesses... there was nothing to be told... as nothing could be grasped... the story could unfold... superimposed on the elemtens of anger... / fear / anxiety / hate / despair / remorse... . exposed now turn to all you lack... let echoes be the answers... return from all the screams... wordless now the last attack... so silent it hurts to listen... was it always solid... ...to never change?. therein lies the beauty...

My Interests

...spent some quality time...with that demon of mine...he said,"i like the way you struggle...but you know im here to win."....
Your Personality Is Like Alcohol
You're the life of the party, a total flirt, and probably a pretty big jokester.
Sometimes your behavior gets you in trouble, but you still remain socially acceptable.
You're a pretty bad driver, and you're dancing could also use a little work! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

I'd like to meet:

Loki,god of mischief. and bush so i can kick him in the nuts.repeatly.

Music:

heavy.fucking.metal.

Movies:

"im a mushroomcloud layin' muthafucka,muthafucka."...mostly guy richie and quentin tarentino films.

Television:

no thanks....but i will admit to watching some HBO....but thats not tv...its HBO...who hates me and takes away my ROME!!!

Books:

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Heroes:

the Punisher (no mercy.no prisoners),Leaf Ericsson (his name was both feared and respected.),Mikeal Akerfeldt (that kid has mad talent.),Anders Friden (i owe many wonderfull moments to this man.),Johan Hegg (no one writes lyrics like him.his straight uphill into their shields.all day.),Brad Pitt (what woman dosent want him?),Julious Ceaser(the last real ceaser.),Varg Vikernes .aka. Count Grishnackh..(convicted of burning 11 stave churches but it was likely twice that many.) and Emperor Nero - anyone who makes entertainment out of the death of christians is alright by me....His Lordship...Burzum.Varg Vikernes.

My Blog

chris’ handy guide to concert-going.

just so theres no confusion,this is for you pathetic wretches who call yourselves metalheads,or at least aspire to be something like us.the rest of you kids are on your own.i got nuthin for ya.1. Keep...
Posted by Uhtred the PitLord on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:07:00 PST

the latest addition to my entourage.

i kinda meant to get a hamster or something...but at the pet store something happened...the ferrets that werent sleeping were savagely assaulting each other...that caught my attention...furry s...
Posted by Uhtred the PitLord on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 07:04:00 PST

random toolbag-ry...

so ive notice that the Aquarian is involved in a vile and devious plot to seperate me from my loot...for you twats who arent lucky enough to live jersey...its a $2 news paper that informs of all the s...
Posted by Uhtred the PitLord on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:49:00 PST

I just wish Godsmack didnt suck so much.

so the first cd i ever bought was godsmack's 'Awake' back in costa rica when i was 17 and just getting into heavier music...and in the booklet,they have this pic of this jacked,bald guy with this trib...
Posted by Uhtred the PitLord on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 01:39:00 PST

just what we fucking need.

starting in 2012 the brand new $65 million dollar F-35 Lightning II, super-stealth fighter will be schoolin America's enemys...built by Maryland based Lockheed Martin....its equipped with a four barre...
Posted by Uhtred the PitLord on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 02:19:00 PST

"Save us oh lord from the wrath of the NORSEMEN!!"

so...as you know the dark ages were nothing short of pure chaos...to start somewhere...the most successful of the Frankish kings was Charlemagne (768-814) his name means simpley- 'charles the great' h...
Posted by Uhtred the PitLord on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 06:59:00 PST

damn you foul Inquisition!!!

so,jolly ol' Jeff being mah nigga an all gave me medieval 2 (total war) for c-mass.and for you non-gamers its the most addictive computer game ever.because its all about world domination.BUT! the fun ...
Posted by Uhtred the PitLord on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 09:07:00 PST

Fate.

so this fun little bit of Norse Mytholigy has been brought to you by our most generous sponsers: Mr Bernard Cornwell! (the master of Viking ficton!)...Dark Tranquillity! (masters of melodic dea...
Posted by Uhtred the PitLord on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 03:52:00 PST

so i can see why a dude would turn to metal.

yes,we all know theres no money and very few girls in metal.two of the main reasons a young and dumb dude decides to play music. but there is mad respect,and love....allow me to exsplain. so 95% of th...
Posted by Uhtred the PitLord on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 10:07:00 PST

Catherine Blake.

so if you have ' songs of darkness of darkness and words of light.' then you recognize this as one of My Dying Bride's better songs,but bet you didnt know what lyrics are the...
Posted by Uhtred the PitLord on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 03:04:00 PST