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About Me

"That cat's pretty good at pouncing." i'm still pretty little. i now weigh between 3 and 4 whole pounds! i am hyperactive and i eat a lot, i hope to someday be huge like my neighbor leroy. i like to smell people's breath for too long and sometimes stick my tongue where it don't belong. now that i am no longer burdened with a 'sexuality', my attention-span has shrunk even more. everything, i mean everything, thrills me! rating: awesome.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Sue Mao! I hope we get it on!

My Blog

yes!

the other night i did something gross and sneaky to kirsten! we were cuddling and then i silently farted next to her head and ran away!!!! i win!
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 16:50:00 GMT

WOWWEEEEE

i got knifed the other day! i don't remember much but now my belly is bare and all my nips are exposed. it turns out that it was a good thing though - as i've recovered i've realized that those 'ovar...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 11:58:00 GMT

oh my gohdddddd!!!!!! %*^&!!!

i had the worst fuckin' day ever! first mom1 found lots of crust in my ear last night. then she held me down and scraped it out. today i was still sneezing a lot, and there was even more crust! my mom...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 20:14:00 GMT