Let's see, how to make this exciting without sounding ostentatious...I just moved back to Chicago and have been fortunate enough to rejoin the band I started in high school with my boy Shawn "Tiny E" Johnson. We are called BLOODSTREAM PARADE. Look out for us to rock your panties off because we can metal beter than a smelting plant. I can recite lines from most movies ever made, hate spicy food, was an integral player in faking the Apollo moon landing, know where Jimmy Hoffa is buried, still have the crush on Alyssa Milano that I cultivated 17 years ago and think that sarcasm should be an Olympic sport.I am also the proud new papa of Sasha Hayes Buck, born November 20, 2006. That just rocks and makes me even cooler because she's awesomer than you so step back fucker.
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