People who can kick me in the rear and help me attain enlightenment, whether it be spiritual or material. And if you don't believe there is such a thing as "material enlightenment", I only have one thing to say to you: High Definition Television. That's right, HDTV. The pinnacle of material enlightenment. 1080p, baby.Just think; if Buddha had watched Monday Night Football in HD, he never would have become disillusioned with palace life and wanted to see the outside world. He would have stayed in front of the TV with chips & dip and a beer, fat and happy for all eternity. Sure, one of the world's biggest religions never would have gotten off the ground, but look at that bright side: we wouldn't have the notion of karma to deal with. And that's a good thing, 'cause karma scares the hell out of me.I'd like to meet some people on here with a brain (not a collective one, mind you) that enables them to converse intelligently and who are possessed of the good sense to not believe 98% of what they hear in these so-called intelligent conversations. Trust but verify.