Drinking Coke and eating chocolate. Engaging in primal-scream therapy followed by tranquil, reflective moments. Finding out new ways to be lame and boring.
Someone who can push the buttons on the TV remote for me and make sure it doesn't get misplaced. Also looking for a full-time nurse maid.
Enon, Trailer Bride, The Flaming Lips, Beck, VHS or Beta, Bobby Bare Jr., Feist, Ladytron, Of Montreal, Pixies, Coldplay (Not!), Bjork, Alkaline Trio, Kelly 18, Brazilian Girls, Yo La Tengo, Sloan, Pavement, Ziegfeld Follies, The Jam, The Sea and Cake, My Bloody Valentine, The Smiths, Brainiac, Six Finger Satellite, Cline..Cash..Hank..Orbison, most songs on WLUW 88.7, WNUR 89.3, KXLU 88.9, or KEXP 90.3
Anything on Turner Classic Movies (TCM), movies with animals acting like humans, Glengarry Glen Ross, Scent of a Woman, Did I hear "James Bond Marathon" - licensed to sit in front of the TV all day, Chinatown, Islands in the Stream, Blade Runner, James Dean's three movies, the movie where the guy gets caught sleeping under his desk at work...oh wait, that was real life, Westerns with Clint Eastwood (especially directed by Sergio Leone), Vincent Price horror movies
Happy Days, Wild Wild West, The Twilight Zone, The Three Stooges, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, The Flintstones, The History Channel, Leave it to Beaver, Frontline, My Sweet Sixteen
The only thing I read is the TCM Viewer's Guide - damn Adult ADD!
All the popular and pc ones: my parents, Jesus, Woody Allen, Gandhi, Lincoln, MLK, Dr. Frankenstein, Confucius, George Washington Carver, Aaron Spelling, etc.