Ha! I made Joan and Joe sit next to one another!!!
Okay, so whaddaya want to know? I drink too much, smoke, and I'm kind of a prick. I like sailing, mouthing off, and making plans for world domination that I don't have the time, patience, or DARPA funding to pull off. Joe Rogan, a man whose day job involves encouraging subnormals in thongs to eat things that came out of a dog's anus, vomits blood at the thought of my girlfriend.
I do crap having to do with Web sites for a living, but can't be bothered to do anything with this page. Mostly because I think MySpace is a cesspit, and I'm pretty sure I'm an idiot for ever letting myself get dragged into it.
I want to make a car that runs on juiced kittens. Or the tears of children. Which I will collect while drinking juiced kittens.
And if I ever get bored enough, I will subjugate you and everyone you love behind the might of my Invincible Badger Legions.