"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
-Dean Martin"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
-Frank Sinatra
I'm a very sexy, smart and humorous guy. One night with me would be like an eternity in, uh, a good place. I'm probably an alcoholic, although this has only been confirmed by the authorities and close family members, when strangers make this observation than I will accept it as true.Seriously though, I'm just a guy living life and loving every second of it.I want a pet bear, and fainting goats, but I'm worried the bear might eat the goats.I can't help that I have a redneck side , well, I guess it's more than just a side.My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am. ~Author UnknownI love critters, goes back to my childhood in Louisiana I guess. I used to have tarantulas and hopefully soon I'll have more, but I also want a snake.I like taking pictures, I snap away and I am of the belief that you can not take too many pictures. I also love taking pictures of critters, as you can see in my Camera Fun album.I'd love to tell you that I'm a unique soul, mysterious, and unpredictable. While I "may" be those things, I think I'm more just a guy enjoying his self here. I find pleasure in the simplest things, like going outside and chasing grasshoppers lol. I am spontaneous and over-do everything. I decided one day I needed a hummingbird feeder, 20 minutes after thinking that I drove to Lowe's and spent $180 on bird feeders and bird houses. Thats the way I am, if 1 is good, 10 is better.I love anything with an engine, I've had more fun with vehicles that have an internal-combustion engine than anyone should be allowed to, and I have owned some of the most fun vehicles ever built, from the mud machine Ford Bronco, to the speed machine Ford Mustang, to a variety of ATV's (currently a Yamaha Raptor), to the new addition, a Kawasaki Motorcycle. I love being able to get on the bike and take off and not have anyone to answer to.I love kids, and I think I'd make a pretty cool dad. Doesn't look like thats in the cards, and thats fine, but I'm forever hopeful.I love my parents, when I look back on my life I notice the sacrifices they have made. I have a picture from my birthday party in Louisiana of me looking at a just opened present, a cartoon video (I was maybe 10). You can look at my expression and tell I'm disappointed, and my mom is washing dishes looking at me. That picture breaks my heart every time I look at it. We were poor and they couldn't afford the biggest most expensive gifts, but they used every spare nickle to get us the most they could afford. And man how we didn't appreciate them enough. My dad rebuilt a small motorcycle for me for Easter on year, and I got bikes when I needed them, and many other things when i didn't. I miss those days, for while we didn't realize it then, those were the greatest days of all of our lives.I feel sorry for people, they spend all their time working and no time living.I get great enjoyment out of watching my dog get super excited about a ride in the car.I love beer, especially REAL German beer and Mexican beer (not fucking Corona).I am half German, and for a long time I maybe tried to hide that a little, but now i am very proud of my German roots. I lived in Germany as a very young child, and have been back twice and wish I could go back again. Germany is unlike any place I have ever seen. Great history on every street, great way of life and great beer. Germans know how to live life.Hope that helps explain me a little better. Mark
You Are Guinness
You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world.
Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well.
But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around.
What's Your Beer Personality?"You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, ..My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!'"
- Dave Barry"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does." - Christopher MorleyThe great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. ~Samuel Butler, Notebooks, 1912We long for an affection altogether ignorant of our faults. Heaven has accorded this to us in the uncritical canine attachment. ~George Eliot
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