The Optimist |
I get criticized for being a skeptic, cynic, and sounding too pessimistic about things, but I try to be realistic and look on the bright side of life like the Monty Python song goes. A bunch of ...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Nov 2008 16:11:00 GMT |
Obama’s Stimulating Package |
Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 22:13:00 GMT |
Dont Sh*t where you eat. |
When people talk about intimate relationships between coworkers, the phrase "Don't shit where you eat" always comes up. I never understood that phrase...is it an allusion to copraphillia? ...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 01:38:00 GMT |
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Posted by on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 21:11:00 GMT |
God on a Stick! |
People always get offended if a company uses Jesus in an advertisement. Why are people offended? Jesus is nothing more than a 2000 year old ingenious mythological marketing tool. I ...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 07:12:00 GMT |
They’re All Talking Behind Your Back! |
I'm glad I'm not a female. Women are always looking over their shoulders to see who's saying what about them. "What? Oh no she didn't! She said I'm fat? My teeth are croo...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 07:20:00 GMT |
Blasphemy? Blast for you too! |
Huckabee wants to amend the constitution to represent the word of the "living" god. Really? Which living god would that be? Odin the Nordic god of war? That would make sense.....we ...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 10:22:00 GMT |
My apartment is soooooo hot: |
I guess this is part of apartment life....I hate that I can't shut my damn radiators off. I need to get a vicegrip from the hardware store to force the valves on them closed. I bet next ye...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:30:00 GMT |
Walk with me through Hell |
The Braggard:"I'm so proud of my son. He's a professional model and a strict vegetarian. I just bought him a $500,000 brownstone on Varick street."I hope you set aside some extra funds for...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 10:27:00 GMT |
Hip Hop is dead from AIDS |
I must be getting old. I was listening to the radio and I couldn't tell if I was listening to a hip-hop song or an advertisement for clothes, watches, jewelry and other...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 10:01:00 GMT |
