Setting the trend
More than likely I do not like you. Chances are ive fought/wanted to fight/or would fight with you. Ive won fights. Ive lost fights.I ponder the idea of clubbing baby seals.I drink. I drank NewCastle before it was trendy. I painted graffiti before it was trendy. I have scars. Ive got a tattoo or two, and yes they all hurt. Ive been married. And divorced. Ive been happy.Ive been miserable. Ive never had my heart broken. Ive broken quite a few. I have no kids that I know of. I smoke better weed than you. Your girl wants me more than she wants you. Im a reluctant rolemodel. I wear Chuck taylors because they're comfortable.
I own more shoes than most women. I own more clothes than most women. All my pants consist of Dickies. I love myself. I shave myhead because you dont shave yours.I have no problem hitting a woman that isnt mine. I dislike jewerly other than peircings. Women with more tattoos than me make me jealous. I have bad vision. Babies scare me. Yard nomes scare me. Im fightened of parking lots. I dont paint as much as Id like to, I blame laziness, I drink 40's of OE because I like the taste. I drink 32's of Highlife because the store didnt carry Old E. I have a cat. I dislike myspace whores. I dislike my cellphone. I cannot play a musical instrument. Ike Turner is my hero. I like driving fast in the car pool lane by myself. Ive owned more cars than I can count. Taco Bell is my food of choice. I didnt like sushi but now I do. I should have been dead 10 times over by now. I love my homies and my crew.. Im constantly late in where ever Im going. Im blamed for every mishap. I dont mind any of it, Hell id hate me too.
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