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About Me

i am in love
i am having his baby
i am going to be his wife
that makes me happier than ever
i am vulgar
i am rude
i can be a bitch
i love the word cunt
i love the beach
i want to move far away
i hate horrible teeth
i hate the use of the phrase "war-town"
and "47hate"
i just died in your arms tonight
i love dogs
i hate cats
i love my sister and my mom more than my own life
i hate smoking
i hate kissing smokers
i have an interestingly boring life
diamonds arent a girl's best friend
its okay that you hate me
but its better for you if you dont
my vagina is so metal
i hate my car
but am glad i have one
i am cut and scarred
i am poked and prodded
tattooed and pierced
lesbianism is not just for me and your mom anymore
i get bored entirely too easy
i am a glutton
kissing is the best
power tools are fun
i enjoy assembling furniture
money can buy happiness
just not love
i love video games
i am totally old school
i believe in and participate in cosmetic surgery
your mom wants me
i am everything your parents warned you about
i am natalie
and
my whipped ice dairy drink brings the attention of many males to my place of residence and/ or employment, and they declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours. sbsolutely, it far surpasses yours. i could convey to you the recipe, but i would have to demand compensation.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Your mom. She goes to college.

My Blog

What Am I, Sixteen Again?

RANT:Yeah, no cute titles this time...I don't have time for a song. In the past two fucking days I have written six pages, front and back, about all the things going on in my head; all my happy though...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jan 2009 18:29:00 GMT

If Looks Could Really Kill Then My Profession Would Be Staring

THE ORIGINAL BLOG:So my original blog that was here [[the one I deleted so I could write something more meaningful, ie: this]]  was nothing but random surveys to pass the time. I needed to find some...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jan 2009 13:31:00 GMT

I Can Tell You About Leif Ericson

POLITICS:For those of you that know me, you probably already know that there are two things I prefer not to discuss with people, religion and politics. Since I would like you to participate in sharing...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Nov 2008 15:52:00 GMT

The Vastness Of Your Curves I Adore

THE SURVEY:Would you do meth if it was legalized? No thanksAbortion: for or against? For ItDo you believe in gay marriage? AbsolutelyWould OUR country fall with a woman president? Seeing as how I know...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 01:19:00 GMT