Im a wealthy buisnessman who loves gettin down to buisness, spending time with my ladies, long walks on the jersey shore and my many, many fast cars. I dont have what some people call "legal residence" or "bank accounts". I prefer to keep everything I own on me at all times. You know what I mean right? Im just looking to have fun, so relax baby! (until the break of dawn)
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Robert Parker Hines, M.D.
Birthday: 1980 from what my parents have told me
Birthplace: Sleepy Hollow, VA
Current Location: The wasteland of failure and broken dreams that is my room.
Eye Color: hazelish
Hair Color: blackish
Height: 5'11" with boots...5'3" sans boots
Right Handed or Left Handed: both
Your Heritage: I...I dont really know
The Shoes You Wore Today: snakeskin mocassins
Your Weakness: Arsenio Hall...That guy is crazy.
Your Fears: Waking up to Robin Williams' severed head under my sheets. Seriously.
Your Perfect Pizza: The kind that leads to casual sex
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Find my real father. And, ya know, join a gym or something.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: What the fuck is insatant messager?
Thoughts First Waking Up: I sure hope these goddamn kids can keep a secret
Your Best Physical Feature: My right elbow
Your Bedtime: Whenever I pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: Waking up to the smell of breakfast being cooked for me. Now I wake up to the siren telling me it's time to go make more license plates.
Pepsi or Coke: Mr. Pibb moxy
MacDonalds or Burger King: whichever I find under my bed in the morning.
Single or Group Dates: I'll do either for gods sake
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Just tea bagging for me thank you.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Damn girl I dont discriminate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Thanks to recent medication, I cant drink coffee without blacking out covered in my own vomit. Thanks for bringing that up.
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: fuck you
Do you Sing: All the time, my cellmate tells me if I dont keep it down he'll stick me with a shiv.
Do you Shower Daily: um..
Have you Been in Love: Everytime I look in the mirror
Do you want to go to College: I went. It was ok.
Do you want to get Married: No thanks, I've already been to prison.
Do you belive in yourself: Just enough to doubt if I will live through the day.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when someone is smacking the shit out of me.
Do you think you are Attractive: I have enough people who tell me otherwise to think anything of the sort.
Are you a Health Freak: Last night I snorted cocaine off of a hookers breasts, so yes.
Do you get along with your Parents: I might if they'd ever agree to talk to me again.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Good god no!
Do you play an Instrument: I blow a mean Recorder
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Ha!
In the past month have you Smoked: smoked what? Yeah probably.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: To be honest, I cant remember any time inmy life that I haven't been on something
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I've slept through a lot of them actually
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Mall? Oh you mean the deli.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I've eaten a box of gerbil food that I put sweet n' low on.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Just a goldfish
In the past month have you been on Stage: I don't really dance anymore so.. Why do you have any spare change?
In the past month have you been Dumped: In the past month I've reinvented the meaning of what defines being dumped.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I took my clothes off and rolled around in my neighbors sprinklers for a little while.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Just some blueprints. Oh and my grandmothers wedding ring, but other than that nothing special.
Ever been Drunk: From the second I wake up in the morning until I pass out in my bathroom.
Ever been called a Tease: I've been called a cocksucking fuckhead.
Ever been Beaten up: Every day since I was six.
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah and let me tell you, when you have ten kilbasa sausages, couple of sirloins, a toilet brush, 2 pineapples and a jug of carlo rosi taped to your chest, people notice!
How do you want to Die: Anything other than what my doctor, counsler and friends have predicted sounds pretty damn good to me.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A homeless degenerate
What country would you most like to Visit: A place without judgement, morality or law. Australia?
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: any
Short or Long Hair: any
Height: any
Weight: any
Best Clothing Style: FUBU
Number of Drugs I have taken: what, like today?
Number of CDs I own: I own 24 cassette tapes
Number of Piercings: Um I accidently stapled my fingers together the other day
Number of Tattoos: 35.5
Number of things in my Past I Regret: hmm.. getting married without seeing my "wife" naked first. Saying "dont worry, its not loaded" to my cousin. Asking a prostitute if I could just write her an IOU.
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