To all my fans |
Ladies and Ladies,As you may have noticed I haven’t been emotionally present in the last few episodes of "Brunch with Bridget". I have been having some personal problems with my recent breakup ...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:18:00 GMT |
Single White Bear seeks... |
Since Valentines Day is in 24 hours I thought I would post my Singles Ad to get myself a date for the "big" day.Please only serious inquiries respond:Single White Bear seeks lesbian(s) for good conver...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 23:47:00 GMT |
I’m hungry... |
it's bullshit! I'm starving and there is nothing in this freaking house and even if there was than I couldn't eat it anyway because my mouth doesn't open up.I hate my life....I'm going to see a movie...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 14:03:00 GMT |
I’m funnier than my mom |
My Mom is a "comedienne", which is subjective if you ask me, and she think she's SO freakin funny. I know I'm funnier than she is so here is my knock knock joke to prove it:Knock, Knock!Who's there?S...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 11:02:00 GMT |
4am how rude! |
My cunt mommy was up making brownies all night for the Homo High School Prom and she didn't lay her fat ass down to bed until 4am. I need my bear beauty sleep! I hate having to be dependent on my mom...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 09:48:00 GMT |
The good news is it’s not my baby! |
My ex-lady called me up and told me she was preggers and I freaked. But then she said the baby wasn't mine so everything is cool now. I should have known I wasn't the father since i'm a girl and a te...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 00:59:00 GMT |
Morning sounds |
This morning I was awaken by the sound of baby birds chirping outside my window. I leaned towards the glass and said "SHUT THE FUCK UP BIRDS!"They flew away.
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 08:38:00 GMT |
You want to know how to deal with the ladies? |
SmackEm every once in awhile. Not too hard, just enough to get them to listen up.BB
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 21:55:00 GMT |
BRUNCH WITH BRIDGET PREMIER! |
Tomorrow (Sunday 1/6/08) at 10AM EST "Brunch With Bridget".. and Baby Bridget will premier on afterellen.com Watch it or else!Seriously, watch it or I'll get pissed!Wait.. why aren't you taking me se...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 15:10:00 GMT |
