Douche Bag Hair |
i know the saying goes, "you can't judge a book by its cover."
for the most part this is true, but there is one guarenteed exception to the rule. and that is "douche bag hair".
what is douche bag hai...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:09:00 GMT |
They Reminisce Over You |
A few years ago, I was working for a PR firm in Long Island. That sentence alone should explain why I'm such a bitter person. But it goes deeper.
During my first-day-orientation, I went over the holi...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 13:44:00 GMT |
when did tampons become fucking fortune cookies |
In my last visit to K-Mart for Big Red supplies, I realized I must be on the same "cycle" as the rest of the women in the city, because the only thing left on the entire lady-diaper- shelf was a bulk ...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:28:00 GMT |
4000 Views |
Its official, my profile has been viewed 4000 times. mostly by perverts and by people who haven't left their homes in 30 years, but also viewed by you - - my friends. or friends who are perverts. or w...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:08:00 GMT |
the godfather |
i had the prividelge of paying my respects to Mr. James Brown last night at the Apollo Theater. As we passed his casket, one couldn't help but become consumed by the fact that this person was not just...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 19:13:00 GMT |
know this. |
people who drag these around the city:
.....should be shot in the face.
thank you for coming to one of the most heavily populated cities on this planet with your huge fucking suitc...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 11:03:00 GMT |
good morning FGIC, what the fuck are you talking about? |
so i'm temping and the joint i'm working at now is a financial guaranty insurance company. i have no clue what that means. i have no clue what these people do. but god damnit, I work here. At least ti...
Posted by on Mon, 08 May 2006 14:02:00 GMT |
giving in and selling out |
Its always a sad day when that one friend of yours who doesn't have a cell phone, gets a cell phone. MySpace is my cell phone. God damnit I give in. I originally had a myspace account last summer, ...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 10:25:00 GMT |
