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Loren

Trying to take over the World

About Me

Well...
...first off I'm me. If I drink a lot of water I pee.
I'm not you and I don't chew. Please don't boo who?
May I enhance your prance. Don't think just dance!
If WiskyTango resides in your tree then you're just like me.


My Humor:
I think this is very funny.
New One!! This too is funny.

Warning:
The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



"Learning without thought is labor lost;
thought without learning is perilous.
"
-Kong Fu Zi(Confucius)

(I would need some help translating thou.)

My Blog

bitching

I have decided that myspace was a good place for me to push out my ideas and BS.  Therefore you, who read this post, get to partake in my pecan pie.   For my first post I'm just going to...
Posted by Loren on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 07:59:00 PST