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“There’s A Huge Hole In The Whole Flood Drama, Because Anything That Could Float Or Swim Got Away Scot-Free, And It Was The Idea To Wipe Out Everything. God Didn’t Say, “I Will Kill Everything, Except The Floating Ones And The Swimming Ones, Who Will Get Out Due To A Loophole.””
{{Eddie Izzard}}
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"One Can Be A True Believer In Anything: Psychic Ability, Christianity Or, As Bertrand Russell Classically Suggested (With Irony), In The Fact That There Is A Teapot Orbiting The Earth. I Could Believe Any Of These Things With Total Conviction. But My Conviction Doesn't Make Them True. Indeed, It Is Something Of An Insult To The Very Truth I Might Hold Dear To Say That Something Is True Just Because I Believe It Is."
{{Derren Brown}}
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"I Think Perhaps The Most Important Problem Is That We Are Trying To Understand The Fundamental Workings Of The Universe Via A Language Devised For Telling One Another When The Best Fruit Is."
{{Terry Pratchett}}
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"And Imagine What Tony Would Think, Standing There On His Brand New Feet On The Brink Of The Beginnings Of Mankind As We Know It, If He Could Look Forward Just A Few Short Hundreds Of Millions Of Years To See One Of His Descendants. An Israeli Jew By The Name Of Hizus Having A Nail Hammered Through His Feet. The Very Feet Tony Provided Him With As A Punishment For Having A Short Of Schizophrenic Discourse With A God Who Was Created By Man To Explain The Existence Of Feet In The Absence Of The Knowledge Of The Existence Of Tony. I Think That Would Blow His Little Fishy Mind."
{{Tim Minchin}}
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