The lindsEy formally known as

The lindsEy formally known as "tuh♥DOW!".

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About Me

pimpyopage.comI'm Lindsey. Not LindsAy...LindsEy. So don't call me Lindsay. Or I will kill you.
Thanks. =o ♥
I guess I'm not like most girls. I burp loud-then laugh hysterically, I cuss like a fuckin sailor, I spit, I head bang & listen to metal -always, I drink a crap-ton of beer and jager , I scratch girl's chins and say "my balls itch", I grew up gangsta , so I talk really ghetto sometimes, I watch porn -and I'm not afraid to use it. I watch basketball and football-and actually KNOW what is going on. And the number 1 reason I'm not the average (ahem) BITCH...I don't hate on other girls becuz they are hotter/prettier &/or have more than me. I'm perfectly content with who I am, because I am fucking AWESOME , and anyone who disagrees with me on that... ONE-obviously doesn't know me very well, and TWO-can lick a hairy mutha fuckin nutsack .
Thank you, drive thru. ©
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Attention Please:
save the "we should get together and 'have coffee' sometime" bullshit .
i'm not here to be a whore .
half you bastards aren't worth the hassle anyways. i'd rather masterbate.
so if your intentions are anything other than simply amicable , don't bother .
but i do not want to play with your weiner, nor do i want your weiner to play with me.
the end.
Cool or no?
Ice Cold
You're so cool, so laid back, so well-rounded, so foine, so stylish, so hip...so cool...you're HOT. Congrats. You rock.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People with functional brains inside their heads. Why does it seem that there are so few of them left in this world? I just don't get it. Awesome people. (like me!!) Guys who aren't into themselves more than necessary & can handle the fact that they aren't-and probably never will-get into my pants. Girls who aren't catty BITCHES-again, a rarity. People who love beer & metal & TATTOOS as much as I do. ♥ ♥ ♥

I'd NOT like to meet:
Cocky ASSCLOWNS who spend more time on their hair than I do. Attention whores . Asians. Any and all people who enjoy the band Good Charlotte. People who still use "I'm Rick James, bitch" in their EVERYDAY vocabulary-Please, save it for occasions/when appropriate. Which is never . People who still listen to- AND enjoy the song "Over and Over Again" or whatever the fuck its called. Jesus Lord, have mercy on my soul. Please make it go away. People with no sense of humor/ability to joke/make fun of themselves and be a smart ass . People who don't accept me because I appreciate Jesus .
- BOO , you whores.-

my IDOL! .... ♥ Gisele ♥

I ♥ Paris.

^^ That is a SUCH a hot picture. ^^

Johnny Depp chuggin booze in a cheesy blue tux with Elvis hair n aviator lenses . Yum . It just doesn't get any fucking sexier than that. ^_^
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My Blog

i couldn't say this shit any fkn better if i tried.

someone sent me this email a few days ago...and mother FUCKER i want everyone to read this shit. i could NOT say this shit any fkn better if i tried. high fkn five to Andy fkn Rooney for takin the wor...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Mar 2005 14:57:00 GMT

silly fuckin biitChes.

okay, so here's the scoop. me n jen were lowly biitChes on "the day of love" so we went to meijers, stole a camera, and wasted the film there. (for those of you who lack the knowledge as to what meije...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Feb 2005 20:03:00 GMT

FUCK THE BULLSHIT CRAZY ASS MARINES.

A mother fucking MARINE killed this guy. And three others. And injured more. What the FUCK is this world God damn coming to when you can't even enjoy a fucking concert in peace????!?!?! And how much...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Dec 2004 23:30:00 GMT

yep, i'm a man fucking HATER.

Guys are stupid and make no sense. I hate them. I'm a lesbian now. So don't hit on me if you have a penis. I don't like penis. Actually, I love penis. But despise what they grow off of. Just a tidbit ...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Dec 2004 04:08:00 GMT

death becomes you

» my gift of self is rapedmy privacy is rakedand yet i findand yet i findrepeating in my headif i can't be my owni'd feel better dead...» hate i'm your hate i'm your hate when you want ...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Oct 2004 05:44:00 GMT

...untitled...

sad and confusedshe lay amongstWeeping starsasking the Moon for guidancebreathing crisp night airthat sighedas if to feel her AngstPondering lifeAs all emotion Fades toBlack.Death knocksif only She re...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Oct 2004 03:45:00 GMT

pAin.

« I'm alive and well yet completely dead inside. »« I appear to be in one piece but I'm really torn apart. »« I breathe in and I breathe out yet I feel as if I'm gasping for air. »« I wake up every da...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Sep 2004 11:47:00 GMT

R.I.P. ::tear::

...live to ride, ride to live.......some die 'living'......but die doing what they live for. *R.I.P.*"And if I'm called away and it's my turn to go,Should the blood run cold in my veins,Just one favor...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Sep 2004 04:44:00 GMT

the story of my life.

I am sHELTERED By this apathyNOTHING LEFT to do but torch the DAYrETREATING deePER INTo mY MINdwhat is it that I HOpe to fIND?THIS Is thE AFTERMAth in MEtENDENCY to keep it aLL INSIDea FOOLs diSGUiseI...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Aug 2004 04:03:00 GMT

love dies again.

He handed me what looked like the key to a diary.He said it was the key to his heart.But when I tried to use that very key...It broke right off in the lock.And love dies again.  ©
Posted by on Mon, 30 Aug 2004 03:20:00 GMT