Music, Auto Racing (NOT NASCAR!!!, FUCK NASCRAP), Hockey, Football, Destructive Drinking, Fishing, Camping, Music, Walking on the Beach, Candlelit Dinners, Toying with small Peoples Minds! Ensuring man's existence in the world will not be as easy while I'm around!
There are a lot of people that I'd like to meet namely Charlie Manson and Dick Van Dyke. Then I'd have them all over for dinner with Bob Larson, Glen Benton, Howie Mandell and Tony Danza. We'd feast on bread and wine and talk about the good old days.
"If you could please excuse me, I need to return some videotapes."
Slayer, God Dethroned, Logical Nonsense, Ministry, Cradle of Filth, GoatWhore, Dimmu Borgir, High on Fire, Cannibal Corpse, Deicide, The Crown, Napalm Death, Rorschach, Belphegor, Emperor, Vader, Dark Funeral, Satyricon, Acid Bath, Inquisition, StormTroopers of Death, Mayhem, Metallica, Gwar, Tool, Helmet, Anthrax, Los Crudos, Mohinder, I-SPY, The Doors, Black Sabbath, King Diamond, Deadboy and the Elephantman, Boards of Canada (on acid), Hank Waite and the Milkmashers, Man's Gin, Cobalt, Balkan.
House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, American Psycho, The Jerk, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Half Baked, Ninth Gate, Dirty Work, Any Monty Python movie, Caddyshack, Big Lebowski, Hot Shots, Very Bad Things, Office Space, Raising Arizona, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, Indiana Jones, RAVENOUS, The Professional, the SHINING.
Seinfeld, Family Guy, The Simpsons, The Office, Da Ali G Show, FUTURAMA!!!!!
The Collector, American Psycho, Stoker's Dracula
Al Jourgensen and Dave Chappelle!