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General DisARRAY

Welcome to THUNDERDOME Bitch!!!

About Me



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I like to drink, tell stories about friends, drive in the snow, drink a little ripple, challenge the mayor's son to a gentleman's duel, coast, drive in the dry, chase unsuspecting patrons, hoard undetected obsessions, bury timeless country records, drink some more, listen to some metal, hate the color white and its unsuspecting purity, devise schemes to become poor, follow the leader, lead someone else, drink a scoche more, sleep, wake up, work, drink beer in the shower, play putt-putt golf, sit in bars and order water, tell more stories about friends but this time made up stories, dream of tomorrow, call a cab, and know that everything about me is different from you!

My Interests



Music, Auto Racing (NOT NASCAR!!!, FUCK NASCRAP), Hockey, Football, Destructive Drinking, Fishing, Camping, Music, Walking on the Beach, Candlelit Dinners, Toying with small Peoples Minds! Ensuring man's existence in the world will not be as easy while I'm around!

I'd like to meet:

There are a lot of people that I'd like to meet namely Charlie Manson and Dick Van Dyke. Then I'd have them all over for dinner with Bob Larson, Glen Benton, Howie Mandell and Tony Danza. We'd feast on bread and wine and talk about the good old days.

"If you could please excuse me, I need to return some videotapes."

Music:


Slayer, God Dethroned, Logical Nonsense, Ministry, Cradle of Filth, GoatWhore, Dimmu Borgir, High on Fire, Cannibal Corpse, Deicide, The Crown, Napalm Death, Rorschach, Belphegor, Emperor, Vader, Dark Funeral, Satyricon, Acid Bath, Inquisition, StormTroopers of Death, Mayhem, Metallica, Gwar, Tool, Helmet, Anthrax, Los Crudos, Mohinder, I-SPY, The Doors, Black Sabbath, King Diamond, Deadboy and the Elephantman, Boards of Canada (on acid), Hank Waite and the Milkmashers, Man's Gin, Cobalt, Balkan.

Movies:

House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, American Psycho, The Jerk, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Half Baked, Ninth Gate, Dirty Work, Any Monty Python movie, Caddyshack, Big Lebowski, Hot Shots, Very Bad Things, Office Space, Raising Arizona, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, Indiana Jones, RAVENOUS, The Professional, the SHINING.

Television:

Seinfeld, Family Guy, The Simpsons, The Office, Da Ali G Show, FUTURAMA!!!!!

Books:

The Collector, American Psycho, Stoker's Dracula

Heroes:

Al Jourgensen and Dave Chappelle!