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I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I like to eat my sandwiches with the lettuce, cheese and other assorted vegetables on top

you know when you lean back in your chair and almost fall, I feel like that most of the time.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The guy who invented the Jalapeno Popper. Genius.

My Blog

American Psycho - Women philosophy scene

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lzz4QtbTu6M
Posted by on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 01:47:00 GMT

The Original Human TETRIS Performance by Guillaume Reymond

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0LtUX_6IXY
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 09:11:00 GMT

Chilis

So my daughter is in a program called Junior Ambassador.  They basically go to an etiquette class for pre-high schoolers based on their academic prowess.  Yes, my girl is well endowed. ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 22:01:00 GMT

There’s really no need to worry

You know, we're all gripping a bit because of the economy, and gas, and what not.  But my friend today reminded me of something. It's one of those things like, when you see a great movie like Ame...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 00:27:00 GMT

gas

Wow, gasit's like for real now.  I remember back in the 70's, when I was still a kid, kinda, and I saw the news, and people lining up to get gas.  I didn't know or understand what was happen...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 20:33:00 GMT

Max motherfucker

I don't know what the title of my blog means, but I feel good.  Parts of me don't feel so good, but spiritually, I feel good.  I am in a good place.  For one, me, on a whole, as a perso...
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 21:46:00 GMT

Oh fuck off already

I get sicker and sicker of Americans these days.  Especially since times are getting tough.We are so weak and soft.so lame.Deborah Jeane Palfrey, the "D.C. Madam" was facing 4-6 years in jail for...
Posted by on Mon, 05 May 2008 19:51:00 GMT

a secret profile

My girlfriend recently x'd out her myspace account.  She was of the opinion that myspace encourages excessive voyuerism, and it's ultimately no good.  So she burned her account.That's very n...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 21:00:00 GMT

it’s thursday, and my wiener stinks

It's funny.  You hear female comedians making the analogy to the "not so fresh feeling"Like it's built it's little life fire around them.Men have that not so fresh feeling too.sometimes, dependin...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 20:55:00 GMT

Tutorial 1: 12 inventions to ensure a wealthy life:

1.    Invent a healthy cigarette.preferrably one that taste like carne asada (for guys)or chocolate (for the femmes).2.   Develop a medication that a man can take that makes ...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 20:39:00 GMT