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Derek

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I... King David... send my love to my seven brothers. And to the seven churches we learned through the teaching of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. To Titus(Abel), I miss you- I wish for the best season for the Patriots, and to win the last superbowl. And good luck! To my father, Jesse, and my son,(Cain). You amaze me in every way possible. I love you and wish you all the best of luck in the world. Thank you for making our music. Have fun on your tour. To Emma: I wished and acknowledged the best of you. If you know what love is, then I will find you lying in my arms again. Live life to the fullest! I just want you to be happy! And I hope you are! I love you! And you remain in my prayers... Mary, you know I love you. Your words are a blessed anointment that soothes my soul. If your sky falls again- I will be there to lift you up and love you in all my ways possible. I love you! P.S- I want my laugh back. MK- you are the most beautiful person I have ever seen. You must be happy!!:-) Don't let your eating disorder control you. I would love you if you were 250 lbs. Ashley- you know I love you the same. We made a lot of mistakes together, but we never quit until we get it, and we make it happen. You are my everything! Brad Pitt- thank you. Brad Nowel- thank you. Ashton Kutcher- thank you. Justin- thank you. Tom-thank you. Prince William- thank you. Bob Marley- thank you.And to Seth- thank you for loving me. When are we gonna get together and hit the bars?? I love you, my dear brother. I was your father when I was Adam. And we made you in our own image.Adam is Orion. I have the constelation of Orion on my right arm. Orion's belt is on my left arm. I have moles on my face that form a huge triangle. I assume that I must be a slave in my exile. The Lord has promised me mercy. Jesus died for our sins- be me must pay for them. I am King David. I was also Thomas Jefferson. President Bush was at the signing of the Declaration of Independence. President Bush and Osama Bin Laden came to my house one night. Laden shot me when I started talking politics- and I lied on my couch deaf- not being able to hear anything. But we all got drunk and high together and wrote a song. We also all wrote one book together. I am a prophet. I taught the prophet Muhhamad. I was With, the ways of his people. Osama Bin Laden is my son with the Queen of heaven. I'm not gonna say who she is, but she's doing ok. Benjamin Franklin was my son. President Lincoln was my son. I owed him a lot of money and he ended up fucking me up one night- and he killed me. Me and Ben Franklin cracked the Liberty Bell together. And Hillary, I wished you were mine, but, you know. Maybe I am. I can remember being out of the womb, minuetes after my birth, CRYING BECAUSE I WANTED TO SEE EMMA. And my first thought was," WHERE'S EMMA? I WANT EMMA!" And when I saw my mom- I knew I would never see her again. I helped write the Harry Potter books with JK Rowling. Honestly- I did write a lot for her. I made up a lot of the characters and wrote about 9 or 10 rough drafts and wrote "conversations of the characters". I have helped write and produce albums with Nsync and Sublime. Norah Jones, Kelly Clarkson, Usher, Ray Charles, the Beatles, the BSB, and Justin Timberlakes' solo albums. Nikki and Paris Hilton are my daughters with Mary. I'm the one that made her rich. I love you Paris! We fucked and wrote her album. Same thing with Fergie. I reversed the curse for the Red Sox. I helped the Patriots win two superbowls. I bought Katie Holmes a mansion in Oklahoma.Here is who I'd like to thank for being thier for me: God, Jesus Christ, Mary Kate Olsen, Mary the Virgin Mother, Cameron Diaz, Emma Watson, Ashley Olsen, Tom Brady, Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Brad Pitt, Saint Michael, Saint Anthony, Saint Francis, Saint Christopher, and Saint Teresa. Angelina Jolie, Nicole Kidman, Noah, Rachel, Natalie Portman, Brad Nowell, Aalyiah, Ashton Kutcher, Beyonce, Usher(Go! Mets!) Kelly Roland, Ray Charles, Bob Marley, Mariah Carey, Kelly Clarkson, Paris Hilton, Nikki Hilton(call me), Ashley and Jessica Simpson, Biggie Smalls, P.Diddy, Tupac, the cast of Friends, the cast of Everybody Loves Raymond, John Lennon and the Beatles(Justin, pick up the hermonica!) the Beach Boys, Nsync!! The BSB(ONE WISH) Let's write some more songs and make it happen! R.I.P Peter Boyle, R.I.P Brian St.Germain, R.I.P Grammy and Meme, and a big thanks to my family, who have always supported me.
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Dear Emma, If I COULD control the weather. I would make it  MAY I couldn't make it rain and when I did it last forever. The sun will come out because the sun is her&...
Posted by Derek on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:44:00 PST