Love this comeback!!!!! |
Love This Comeback One of my sons serves in the military. He is still stateside, here in California . He called me yesterday to let me know how warm and welcoming people were to him, and his...
Posted by John®'s girl!!! on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 03:43:00 PST |
New Tattoo |
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda says, "Where in the hellhave you been?"Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo.""A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?""I got ...
Posted by John®'s girl!!! on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 03:08:00 PST |
Chapped Lips |
So, we had this great 10 year old cat named Jack who just recentlydied. Jack was a great cat and the kids would carry him around and siton him and nothing ever bothered him. He used to hang out and na...
Posted by John®'s girl!!! on Wed, 30 May 2007 06:32:00 PST |
love him or hate him.... |
Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! To anyone with kids of any age, here's some advice. Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things ...
Posted by John®'s girl!!! on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 06:02:00 PST |
Never lie to a female....... |
A guy was sunbathing in the nude on the beach.
He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading.
The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have und...
Posted by John®'s girl!!! on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 12:39:00 PST |
Feeling old yet? |
Just in case you weren't feeling too old today consider this;
The people starting colleges this fall were born in 1988.They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.Their lifetime has al...
Posted by John®'s girl!!! on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 09:36:00 PST |
Don't lie to momma |
Mrs. Jenkins comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner...who liveswith a female roommate Vikki. During the course of the meal, his mothercouldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate wa...
Posted by John®'s girl!!! on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 08:14:00 PST |
A womans poem |
A Woman's Poem
He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
H e said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right.
He...
Posted by John®'s girl!!! on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 08:10:00 PST |
Hair raising story........ |
All hair removal methods have tricked us with their promises of easy, painless removal. The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now....The Wax!!
My night began as any other normal weekday night....
Posted by John®'s girl!!! on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 03:46:00 PST |
Grocery Line |
Subject: Grocery Line>>> A man was in a long line at the supermarket. As he got to the>register he realized he had> forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she>could have some broug...
Posted by John®'s girl!!! on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 08:34:00 PST |
