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James

About Me

I love to laugh and make others laugh...life is pointless without a sense of humor. My friends mean the world to me, and if you only learn one thing in life, learn how to step bump.I'm starting to think people are like boxes of crayons. Most people you meet are, 8 maybe 16 colors, but what you're really looking for is the big ass 64 colors with the sharpener in the back. I can't tell you how many times I've dated an 8 or 16 color, and we'll be talking, and I'll be like, "hey... magenta" and he'll be like "oh... purple?" and I'll be like, "no... magenta, bitch!"

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

George W. so I can bitch slap him....

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My Blog

Its been a minute....

Damn it man, when was the last time I blogged??  Along time ago, thanks to the reminder from Sarah!  A lot has happened since my pumpkin pie fiasco&..like feeding Matthew a spicy chicken san...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 16:50:00 GMT

Julia Childs....please help me!

Son-of-a-mother-fucking-bitch!  So I baked a pumpkin pie cheesecake tonight....it is usually FUCKING FABULOUS! and 9 out of 10 times gives anyone who tastes it and instant orgasam.  But toni...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 20:05:00 GMT

Brian Kinney

Poor poor Brian Kinney. Many of us may have wondered what Gale Harold was going to do after QAF went off the air....well, I just found out.  Stumbling upon a cheesey cop show on fox who do I spy?...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 18:32:00 GMT

North Kansas City P.D.

Last night my dumb ass, along with Stacy, locked my keys (which were in the ignition), and my spare key (in my wallet), and a spare spare key (in the door catch all thingy) in my car.  Stupid Stu...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 09:24:00 GMT

miss teen usa

are you fucking kidding me?  i hope and pray that i was not the only one watching the opening of the miss teen usa show on nbc....please God tell me who did find the be the choreographer for this...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 17:15:00 GMT

Ich bin GONE!

so i applied for two jobs in germany....kick ass...i hope i get them....the midwest kinda blows...but europe would rock...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 18:35:00 GMT

Friend is a word that should be used rarely.........

I think I have finally learned a life lesson....friend is a very strong word that should be used sparingly....when you look back on things the word is used way too loosely...I'm finally realizing that...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 23:01:00 GMT