I would like to meet people who can answer all my silly questions such as: Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup? Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup? Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it? When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?