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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am the talking dog that secretly runs the country from a spaceship orbiting earth. I use my magic ability to fly to fight crime on the streets of the Chicago. I am quite glad I got all those cyborg-robot upgrades because they really help score with the ladies. The laser beam especially. During my time off work I enjoy taking my X-wing fighter for death star trench runs. Once I was run over by a dune buggy that failed to yield the right of way while I was carrying a cake on a bicycle through a four-way stop. I work part time as a killer zombie robot from the outer rims of the universe sent to destroy and enslave the human race.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Other talking dog zombie robots. Girl ones preferably.

My Blog

Best Motivational Quote Ever.

"Grasp each minute of this day with both hands and fondle it with love for its value is beyond price."                                                                                                  ...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jun 2009 13:50:00 GMT

Sleepy Dreams Vol. 4ish (mini volume)

Last Nite I dreampt that the world was ending while Rhapsody in Blue by George Gershwin boomed at ear drum bursting decibels. The were some other details but they weren't as great as that one.BE EAGER...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Feb 2009 17:47:00 GMT

sleepy dreams vol. 3

I deampt this several months ago. The dream began with Forrest and I rummaging through a large quantity of Faith's belongingss to sort them out and decide what too keep and whatnot. We were in a ver...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jan 2009 22:10:00 GMT

Sleepy Dreams Vol. 2

Last night as I lay down to sleep I drifted between half conceptualized waking dream states and brief moments of intensely deep slumber that most likely were fueled by immense physical exhaustion/slee...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Nov 2008 03:47:00 GMT

Sleepy Dreams Vol. 1

Recently I dreamt that I was a fish under water swimming in a river in a different state than this one that I live in. That was a very specific detail that was very present to my attention throughout ...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 23:02:00 GMT

Im the greatest

As most of you know already, I am one of the greatest people to have ever been alive. If you did not know that already, just go ahead and compare me to most any historical figure that have up until th...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 22:11:00 GMT