Titty Hard On

new ALIENS! cd, they are 3$ or a trade, if you want one just ask us or message us, we can ship themIn mid October of the year 2007, it was reported that Devin Kelly, Dawson Jones, and Michael Skinner were brutally probed by mysterious, unknown beings. The three terrified teens all swore that it was indeed aliens who had done this horrific act, although no proof has shown up that has given leads to who, or what, these monsters really are.This group of kids, also known as "Tiity Hard On", have claimed that trough the probeing experience, they were brought together, gaining a higher knowledge about how to live their lives. They claim that it is a sin to take everything seriously, but rather to to what you can to laugh. These three boys have found this meaning through the ability to play music, and write songs that are in no way serious at all. These include such songs about becoming scrambled eggs, or a hamster that crawled up Devins ass, and even, a song simply about a purple vibrator. In talking with these teens recently, the only statement they would give me was to "Join the Army", although what "Army" that is exactly is still unsure.-Article by Tiffany Harten