GOD do I love to spin records!!!! There's Sue!I'm lucky to be able to do what I love!Loves me some Sonia!The two hottest people on the planet...
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Gee, where do I start? I am a part time gaucho. I once successfully landed a commercial airliner after the pilot lost consciousness. I have built an entire deck, without any tools. On a dare, I head-butted a bull and won the contest. In my spare time, I fuse random elements into new and more useful compounds using a nuclear accelerator of my own design. I am an internationally acclaimed puppeteer. Women swoon over my enthralling expertise in origami. At five years old, I became the youngest person to break the four-minute mile. They call me the ass-man. Jesus is all right by me. I planed, cooked for and performed at the presidential inaugural ball while I was sleeping. Collectors across the globe seek out the deadly weapons I fashion out of Jell-O. I can occupy six places at once in three different time zones. I circumnavigated the globe in a homemade canoe with only a paper clip and a statue of the Buddha to help me. Dancers the likes of Paloma Herrera and Rudolf Nuryev emulate my dexterous and inventive dance moves. In my day job, I am an avatar to Lord Vishnu. My papier-mache hats are the rage of fashion in Canada.
Me, Dave, and Amy
Leigh Liegh and Me!
Kered=Derek spelled backwards? Well, how the hell was I supposed to know? I'm an idiot!!!!
Love my peeps...we're silly!
My pardner in crime Timmy G!
