Kelly likes the Exact Opposite of all these things:Football, Cars, Sports, ESPN, Girls, Heavy Metal, Junk Food, Guitar, Baseball, Dirtbiking, Boobs, Fight Club, Surfing, and Rap.
Except maybe Fight Club. That's a good movie. And boobs are pretty fun let's just keep them under a shirt
and now...
An Excerpt from the future biography The Life of Kelly Flynn: A Super Queer's Journey by Jessica Anne Svendsgaard:
Kelly Flynn was a humble young man, if by humble you mean overly confident and an incredible show off. In his early days as a perfectly normal young boy, he enjoyed karate, school, riding his bike, and playing with his friends ...and then he was introduced into musical theatre. Approximately three seconds later, Kelly decided to come out of the closet. His words, which would so change his life, are still alive on his epitaph today: "Mom, Dad, I'm gay" As do the words his parents replied with: "Yeah... we know." From that point on, Kelly was free to pursue his undying passion for the performing arts with excessive fervor. Every night was a different dancing, singing, or acting class, even if some of those nights he had already made plans with certain friends who really wanted to see Sweeny Todd and ended up not being able to find a ride and couldn't even go. As good as kelly was at every aspect of theatre, it wasn't until he was 25 and living in L.A. did he discover his destiny. He was walking home from an audition for a new t.v. show (the writers strike had finally ended in 2017) and was caught in the explosion of a nuclear power plant. Stuck in the hospital for nearly half a year, Kelly was out of work and severely depressed. That is until he was finally released from the recovery center and was free to discover his new powers. Able to shanay over tall buildings and take any situation from drab to fab, Kelly Flynn was no longer simply Kelly Flynn. He was a crime-fighting superhero. It was then that Kelly Flynn learned that he was... Supergay.
He also learned not to save his myspace password to someone elses computer.
