Stuff

Ok, most of this was actually from my AIM profile, but my AIM profile ran out of room and then got destroyed by spyware. It's pretty funny nonetheless and I feel like it describes me better than those survey things ever could.

Added the annoying flashing "New" icons. Stuff will stop being "New" about a week or two after it's added. Like anyone reads this crap...

Top 5 of the Week

For the week of July 23-29

Fightin' to the Death startin' to the death again Nerf fights everywhere! Lady in the Water Working CD burner again! I'm still alive, though just barely after cross-country practices

For the week of April 23-29

Red Team Go! Hornet Edition Red Team Go! Paper Ball Edition Chris' Hornet of Ultimate Destiny Nate teaching Ms. Butler on the Smart Board Winning a racing game using the dance pad!

Bottom 5 of the Week

For the week of April 23-29

Rachel and I got replaced in bells! WAH!!! Semi-lame Famine That lady that kept offering us food in the park Essay of doom in U.S. History No FTTD votes

Fightin' to the Death voting

To vote for TFAFTTDFTTDT, just find some way to contact me by AIM, sending me a myspace message text message, writing it in blood on my locker, etc, and just get me the name of the person/thing/abstract thought you are voting for in each of the categories in the bracket below.
Voting for these will end like I feel like ending them. The total disorganization is driving me crazy, but I'm learning to cope with it... maybe it's all that time I'm spending in Mr. Sisk's room.
Oh, and come to think of it, I don't go to my locker much anymore (read: never), so the writing in blood on my locker won't get through. Just stick to myspace and AIM.

Current Standings

Aztecs 4
Rachel D. 5
My Shoe 4
Sour Cream 4
Rusty Nail 3
Nate 6
Maxi Pad 4
Sprinklers/Fern Tag Team 5

First Annual Fightin' to the Death Fight to the Death Tournament:

Brought to you by the SABS of FCUMC.
SABS. We can't.

Aztecs (6)
Mayans (0)
Spanish/Disease tag team (3) Aztecs
Rachel D. Semi-final Final
Dorothy (14)
Rachel D. (21)
My Shoe (6)
My Woman (2) My Shoe
Sour Cream
Sour Cream (8)
Tyler S. (0)
Tucker (9)
Rusty Nail (11) Rusty Nail
Nate Semi-final
Nate (10)
Dyed Hair (1)
Nick (1)
Tent Stake (3)
Maxi Pad (7) Maxi Pad
Sprinklers/Fern Tag Team
Spencer 1 (2)
Fern (4)
Sprinklers (4)
Gale 2 (0)
A Recorder (0)
Tacos (4) Tacos
Bill Gates Semi-final
Bill Gates (4)
Steve Jobs (0)
Linus Torvalds (0)
Ninjas (3)
Pirates (2) Ninjas
The World
Wal-mart (1)
Microsoft (1)
The World (2)
Foo Fighters (3)
Josh Groban (2)
Fall Out Boy (2) Foo Fighters
Band People Semi-final
Chorus people (2)
Band people (5)
Apathy (5)
Tennessee (2) Apathy
Hacky Sack
Martin (0)
Hacky Sack (6)

Freakin' Deep Stuff:

If life hands you lemons, and you make lemonade, won't it be nasty because it won't have any sugar? What about the other 99 sheep? Proverbs 10:13, CEV:
If you have good sense, it will show when you speak, but if you are stupid, you will be beaten with a stick. If pro is the opposite of con, then is congress the opposite of progress?

AIM Quotes:

(in case you couldn't figure that out)

(00:19:50) Chris: jello can do anything!..
(00:19:54) Chris: its the duct tape of food!
(00:20:06) Chris: correction.. it is the duct tape of frozen deserts!..
(00:20:15) Chris: ..lasagna is the duct tape of food..
(00:20:31) Chris: .. im not sure how i came to that conclusion..but i distinctly remember having that conversation before..
(00:21:16) Chris: hey..how did woodsworth die?
(00:22:18) Nate: what the hell
(00:22:27) Nate: at the first five IMs
(00:22:33) Nate: I don't know to the last one (00:11:06) Joe: i'm pretty sure i hate this
(00:13:03) Nate: lol
(00:13:16) Nate: I'm about to say "screw it, I'm done"
(00:13:35) Nate: oh, and here's a text from Mikey:
(00:13:46) Nate: "Words worth can lick the fattest part of my ass." (11:34:08) Tucker: and i somehow agrod 4 level 20 elites toward us, and got us all killed, and our healer was dead so he couldnt ressurect us to the dungeon so we all had to walk back to the place, then walk through it all, and noione wanted to, lol so now bout 5 ppl hate me (12:11:06) Chris: hm..dont know if that was the healthiest breakfast or not..it consisted of cornbread, fiery habanero doritos, smores poptart, grape flavored chewy bar, some mac and cheese I found, tea, water and orange gatorade.. (23:23:35) Rachel D.: well now its 89
(23:23:37) Rachel: 9*
(23:23:51) Rachel: cause itll be 11:40 then30* gah
(23:23:53) Rachel: skdljf;lasjdr
(23:23:58) Rachel: this keyboard sucks and stuff (22:51:26) Tucker: i wonder how much kits are
(22:52:02) nfreeman6889: not even to warrant it?
(22:52:05) nfreeman6889: umm
(22:52:11) nfreeman6889: what the heck did I just say?
(22:52:16) nfreeman6889: what the
(22:52:17) nfreeman6889: oh well
(22:52:27) Tucker: lol
(22:52:29) Tucker: i was like....
(22:52:42) nfreeman6889: umm
(22:52:49) nfreeman6889: probably too expensive to be worth it
(22:52:52) nfreeman6889: that's what I meant to say (22:45:31) Thomas: I am the center of all things that are kickass in the world (20:24:39) nfreeman6889: more proof that I am, indeed, a nerd
(20:25:09) Tarver: lol nah ur a wall climbing suspicious lookiin guy (20:27:43) Tarver: u should rub it n tuckers face
(20:27:51) Tarver: b like ya adam's on my profile ur not (21:36:53) Rachel D: IM ON NATES PROFILE!!! (22:11:14) Nick: RACHEL DOESN'T BELONG ON NATE'S PROFILE!!! (17:21:59) nfreeman6889: I have spyware that gives me popups that tell me I might have spyware (21:43:24) nfreeman6889: so, how's it going?
(21:43:30) JD: death (20:53:35) nfreeman6889: ga!
(20:53:43) nfreeman6889: I just made my myspace pink
(20:54:30) Tucker: lol take it off
(20:54:33) Tucker: i dont mean it like that
(20:54:36) Tucker: but take off the pink
(20:55:58) nfreeman6889: lol
(20:56:36) Tucker: no wait
(20:56:39) Tucker: still take it off (22:54:30) Nick: ah! *nate throws a box of pencils, somehow hurting tucker*
(22:54:46) nfreeman6889: lol
(22:54:57) nfreeman6889: man, Spencer 1 was mad
(22:55:07) nfreeman6889: and funny
(22:55:23) nfreeman6889: like, really, really mad
(22:55:42) nfreeman6889: "What does it feel like to get beat up by a twinkie?"
(22:55:59) nfreeman6889: that's what he said after he jumped on me
(22:56:40) nfreeman6889: meanwhile, Tucker was in pain, you were laughing very hard, Dorothy was having purple hair, and Rachel was hurting her knee
(22:57:43) Nick: oh yes, and even melissa joined the fun with,"don't wrestle in here!" (00:11:51) Haley: yeah mullets make u mean
(00:12:00) nfreeman6889: yeah
(00:12:04) nfreeman6889: just look at Captain Planet
(00:14:02) Haley: but he bottled his hate and helped the world , he took out his aggresions on polutors and litter bugs
(00:14:08) Haley: thats why he is a good mullet
(00:14:12) nfreeman6889: oh yeah
(00:14:16) nfreeman6889: I forgot about that part
(00:14:22) nfreeman6889: wow
(00:14:34) nfreeman6889: conversations get weird after midnight (18:35:50) nfreeman6889: pre-cal + AIM = 0 productivity
(18:35:54) nfreeman6889: solve for AIM (18:45:11) nfreeman6889: anyway
(18:45:13) nfreeman6889: so yeah
(18:45:21) nfreeman6889: I haven't gotten a single problem done
(18:45:27) nfreeman6889: heck, I haven't opened the book
(21:53:16) nfreeman6889: and I see your internet works also
(21:53:26) Chris: uh...no...
(21:53:28) Chris: its not...
(21:53:40) Chris: im just yelling at my neighbors and they type what i say... (23:38:02) nfreeman6889: YES!!!
(23:38:07) nfreeman6889: NEW READER'S DIGEST!!!
(23:38:28) nfreeman6889: and a silence falls on the chat room... (17:24:01) nfreeman6889: we have absolutely nothing to eat
(17:24:05) nfreeman6889: except mentos
(17:24:10) JD: the freshmaker
(17:24:14) nfreeman6889: yes
(17:24:18) nfreeman6889: but not too filling
(17:24:37) JD: does it say 'this is not a low-calorie food' on it?
(17:24:51) nfreeman6889: I don't know
(17:24:59) nfreeman6889: I'm not actually eating them
(17:25:03) JD: oh
(17:25:07) JD: cause tic tacs say that
(17:25:12) nfreeman6889: lol
(17:25:12) JD: and if it doesn't i say eat em
(17:25:25) JD: or spencer eithe rone
(17:25:28) JD: *either one
(17:25:29) nfreeman6889: ok (17:35:08) nfreeman6889: you're starting to sound like nick
(17:35:26) Tucker: sry (17:40:49) Shea : If you're reading this, I still have power. (17:40:43) JD: oh i hooked up my computer to my stereo yesterday
(17:40:53) JD: so now i can hear AIM in surround sound (22:56:55) nfreeman6889: apathy will get you nowhere
(22:57:03) nfreeman6889: EXCEPT KEY CLUB PRESIDENCY

Other stuff to laugh at:

"I didn't mean to shoot him... in the eye." -Trevor, referring to Spencer (don't worry, it was a Nerf gun) Me (referring to noise coming from lawn mower we are currently working on): "What was that?" Nate's dad (referring to something else, I guess): "A crooked crochet needle." "Yes, take the tacos to the woods and boogy!" -Kyle "Hmm... It's 2 a.m... That might explain why nobody's on." -Me, to myself "Jacob, what's wrong wi... Holy crap, who let Ms. Webster in here?" -Me Craftsman lawn mower engine + Snapper lawn mower chassis = Crapper Nate's current Duck Hunt record:
Ducks: 172/180
Score: 417700
It was accomplished the night of Thursday, October 20. Inspired by shear boredom, I played the game while carrying on semi-active conversations with 6 people on AIM. And yes, it was on the original NES using the light gun. Tucker's philosophy on life:
"This is probably a bad idea... but I'm gonna do it anyway." Pointless
And
Nonsensical
Crackheads
Riding
Extremely
Awesome
Skateboards

Haikus:

We've been haikuless
For far too long now so I
Wrote a crappy one.
Nighttime groupwork sucks
Because after nine at night
I am dyslexic.
Picnic would have been
More fun if i had eaten
just one less hotdog.
-Dorothy
More fun I could have
if only I had consumed
one fewer hotdog.
We trashed his car good
And wrote many vulgar things
Oh crap Brendo smash.
Fightin' to the Death
is back in action again
go tell all your friends.
There is nothing like
a nice steaming helping of
Fightin' to the Death.
Central Bobcats rule,
Maryville sucks but we're not
supposed to say that.
A chat room for two
is like a phone that only
calls itself. Oh yeah.
Pointlessness is like
a two person chat room that
eats small children's toes.
-Dorothy
Herculanium.
That word takes up a whole line
now theres just one left.
-Dorothy
Climbing up those walls,
There goes a suspicious guy.
It's Natedog Freeman.
Deep in every
biology teacher there's
a scary rock star.
I hate all haikus
so stop reading these poems
and go away now.
We're all gonna die.
Another one bites the dust.
Rock, paper, scissors.
Haikus really stink.
Why do I keep writing them?
I'm really confused.

1 Spencer: Spencer is my little brother, a 6th-grade "twinkie." He hates being called that, so I say it every chance I get.
2 Gale: A flute. Don't ask.