I am just hear to give my Daddy a way into the government. Since he is the one running the show calling the shots and putting his friends and connections into all the right places to make us money. Even though the Dollar value is going way down we have more and more everyday. It all started when I was Govner of Texas and my bro was Govner of Florida. This was so we can smuggle drugs straight into the U.S. very easy from the South on Free Mules. Since we ran out of heroin we had to go to Afganistan to get More. So we Stayed and kept control of Afgan exports and U.S.imports. Since than we got a better idea as to go into Iraq and Steel all the Oil for the last 5 years and funnel it through my good friends company called Haliburton. Since these are ghost barrels and are unaccounted for we can put the money straight into our pockets, tax free. We'll let you common folk pay the taxes while we spend more and moreon ourselves, friends, and companys. So Its been a great 7 years of raping and piliging the world. dont worry we'll make sure someone we want gets in next time too, even if we have to rig it so it is. Don't worry Jesus is on my side. Want to say Thanx to a long time friend of the family Osama, couldn't have done it without ya. Giving you and Saddam all those weapons, rocket lauchers and money to fight the ruiskys was a great investment. man im full of great ideas.
